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Rich-Z
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15 Aug 2011, 7:15 am

I have never posted in this thread and I will never post in it.



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15 Aug 2011, 7:47 am

I'm at home.



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15 Aug 2011, 10:40 am

I am the most calmed person you have ever met. I am so mature and centered I do not even loose my temper when my 11 years-old is throwing a tantrum (specially the "I do not want to do my homework" ones, or the "I know you told me you were going to buy me just one toy, but I MUST have this other two" ones).



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15 Aug 2011, 11:56 am

All sheep are liars. Except that one over there; the one perched in the tree and whistling.

I have three legs (the fourth one dropped off).

Waving your tentacles about in a public place is acceptable behaviour.

I can hover with my eyes closed.


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15 Aug 2011, 12:07 pm

I think former presdient George W Bush was the smartest man who ever lived


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15 Aug 2011, 12:09 pm

nick007 wrote:
I think former presdient George W Bush was the smartest man who ever lived


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15 Aug 2011, 12:10 pm

Presdient?

Don't go bashing others, now...



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15 Aug 2011, 12:14 pm

I really need to learn to start trusting people more...



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15 Aug 2011, 12:19 pm

This thread contains no lies.



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15 Aug 2011, 12:38 pm

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15 Aug 2011, 12:48 pm

I love Guy Fieri.


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15 Aug 2011, 1:52 pm

I have just dined on a fresh, Spanish house brick with a nice gravel salad.


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15 Aug 2011, 2:14 pm

Cornflake wrote:
All sheep are liars. Except that one over there; the one perched in the tree and whistling.

I have three legs (the fourth one dropped off).

Waving your tentacles about in a public place is acceptable behaviour.

I can hover with my eyes closed.


I believe all of this. I made a movie out of it actually.


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15 Aug 2011, 2:16 pm

chrissyrun wrote:
Cornflake wrote:
All sheep are liars. Except that one over there; the one perched in the tree and whistling.

I have three legs (the fourth one dropped off).

Waving your tentacles about in a public place is acceptable behaviour.

I can hover with my eyes closed.


I believe all of this. I made a movie out of it actually.

You owe me for unpaid royalties and consultant's fees.


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15 Aug 2011, 2:19 pm

The reason I can't post a strange lie is because I have too much imagination and don't want to share it.


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