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15 Aug 2011, 2:24 pm

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All sheep are liars. Except that one over there; the one perched in the tree and whistling.

I have three legs (the fourth one dropped off).

Waving your tentacles about in a public place is acceptable behaviour.

I can hover with my eyes closed.
I believe all of this. I made a movie out of it actually.
You owe me for unpaid royalties and consultant's fees.
You are both animations from my cartoon film factory.
I am also typing this with my ribcage.


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15 Aug 2011, 2:25 pm

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The reason I can't post a strange lie is because I have too much imagination and don't want to share it.


Is that a lie?



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15 Aug 2011, 2:27 pm

This statement is false.
And so is this one.
And so is this one.



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15 Aug 2011, 2:34 pm

This thread is just an illusion created by a great magician.



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15 Aug 2011, 2:41 pm

This sentence is an outstanding example of calligraphy, and I wrote it using a goldfish.


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15 Aug 2011, 2:42 pm

It wasn't a lie, Jory ;)


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15 Aug 2011, 2:45 pm

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I have never posted in this thread and I will never post in it.

Me neither.


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15 Aug 2011, 2:50 pm

I'm really a pleasant and generous fellow who only wants to spread love, joy, and peace wherever I go.


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15 Aug 2011, 2:55 pm

This sentence is cursed, everytime you read it, you will be more likely to make spelling mistakes in your posts.



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15 Aug 2011, 2:57 pm

My pet slug "Gerald" sent this.


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15 Aug 2011, 2:57 pm

I hate you all


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15 Aug 2011, 2:58 pm

TenPencePiece wrote:
The reason I can't post a strange lie is because I have too much imagination and don't want to share it.


I have the opposite problem.


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15 Aug 2011, 2:58 pm

Fnord wrote:
I'm really a pleasant and generous fellow who only wants to spread love, joy, and peace wherever I go.


This is the worst lie ever....in fact I don't believe it. I refuse to. :lol:


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15 Aug 2011, 3:01 pm

Rich-Z wrote:
This sentence is cursed, everytime you read it, you will be more likely to make spelling mistakes in your posts.


That's a lode of crap, and I don't beleeve it at all.



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15 Aug 2011, 3:02 pm

Mr. Slim is baaaaaaaaaaack!



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15 Aug 2011, 3:02 pm

I play a Doctor on a soap opera.