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15 Aug 2011, 3:02 pm

I play a Doctor on a soap opera.



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15 Aug 2011, 3:03 pm

Ants are all electrically operated and connected to invisible, diesel-powered generators.


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15 Aug 2011, 3:08 pm

Cornflake wrote:
Ants are all electrically operated and connected to invisible, diesel-powered generators.


Grasshoppers, being more green, are connected to solar-powered generators.



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15 Aug 2011, 3:10 pm

John Wayne was really a Dolphin wearing a cowboy outfit.


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15 Aug 2011, 3:19 pm

Everyone's idiot posts are photographed for a YouTube slideshow.


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15 Aug 2011, 3:20 pm

There is a Colonel O'Truth in each of these lies.



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15 Aug 2011, 3:35 pm

I used a secret language to type this post without using any of the letters of the alphabet.



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15 Aug 2011, 3:37 pm

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15 Aug 2011, 3:41 pm

This is the best post ever on WP.


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15 Aug 2011, 3:43 pm

The reason we call the ratio between a circle's radius and circumference pi is because at the feast where they were dedicating the newly discovered ratio to the king, someone threw a pie in the king's face. Afterword everyone called it pie and eventually they dropped the "e" because the stonecutters of the day charged by the letter.



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15 Aug 2011, 3:45 pm

I’m a staunch conservative, and Inuyasha agrees with all of my views.



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15 Aug 2011, 3:48 pm

I will never post in this thread again.


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15 Aug 2011, 3:49 pm

My gran was married to Atilla the Hun.


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15 Aug 2011, 3:51 pm

wrongplanet will shut down forever on september 1st 2011.



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15 Aug 2011, 3:54 pm

The average person sleeps nearly 100 years and consumes nearly 300,000 slices of pizza during the average lifetime.