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there's a fly in the appointment
the proof is in the padding

if the shoe fits, it's fugly.

the milk of human randiness

I'm burning the midnight candle at both ends against the middle.

And I had a teacher, who instead of saying ''Dead on,'' or ''on the money,'' would say ''Dead on the money.''

[alto clarinets are cool ]

do onto others, before they can do onto you. [GOP's modern motto]

If life hands you a lemon, that's just sour grapes.

god's last name ain't Schwarzenegger it

That which does not kill me ... has made a grave tactical error.

Pardon my English

What this country needs is ... a good five-cent nickel!

A journey of a thousand lifetimes begins with ... a broken heart.

To err is human; to forgive is ... not company policy.

Laugh, and the world laughs with you ... testify before a Senate subcommittee, and you weep alone.

Thou canst not serveth both God and Mammon ... unless thou hast a really big religious property tax deduction.

Don't cross a bridge ... after you've burned it.

Fools rush in where ... they can have their cake and eat it, too.

Oh-oh, say, can you see ... any head lice on me?

It's the thought that counts ... but what were they thinking?

Paint the town Atomic Tangerine (a Crayola crayon color)

Every life should have nine cats.

Throw the baby, keep the bathwater.

Laugh and the class laughs with you, but you serve detention alone.

No job is complete until the paperwork is done-and you've flushed!

Stuff happens. Just flush the toilet, and move on. (Sanitized version, from a tweet by Serbian tennis player Janko Tipsarevic).

Caught purple-handed.