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If at first you don't succeed, it probably wasn't worth doing any way.

let it rot
one flew east, one flew west, one flew over the septic tank.
all's hell that ends poorly
the grass is bluer on the other side of tennessee.
the blue moon of transexual transylvania
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"politics is the art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich by promising to protect each from the other."

Hell hath no fury like a bird in the hand
Wolf in sheep's grass on the other side of the fence
The straw that broke the short straw
Read between the wrong side of the bed
He who laughs longest laughs at his grandmother sucking eggs

Don't do today what you can do tomorrow.

It doesn't take me long to do nothing.

You can't do enough for a good gaffa................or a bad one.

He who works and does his best
gets paid off just like the rest.

There's many a true word spoken in vest.

It's a good time, for the great taste of Burger King!

a picture is worth a thousand turds.
a bird in the hand is usually messy.
2 wrongs do not a right make, but 3 do.
if at first you don't succeed, then to hell with it.
do not fold, spindle or mucilage.
if it feels good, do him [or her].
the enemy of bad is worse.

Birds of a feather keep the doctor away.

An apple a day killed the cat.

Don't cut off your nose to cry over spilled milk.

If at first you don't succeed, carry a big stick.

Don't count your chickens before they fall far from the tree.

Don't bite the hand to spite your face.

Experience makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise, but you can't make him drink.

A fool and his money makes him healthy, wealthy and wise.

A watched pot comes to those who wait.

He who laughs last never boils.

You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.

Rome was built in a day

You can kill 1 bird with 2 stones

Coke....the choice of the next generation!

Some of these are pretty darn good! I think I will make a collection.

Is a bear Catholic? Does the pope **** in the woods?
Or "live in the woods" if you prefer a more PG version.

count 3 and play
a turd in the hand is worth 2 in the bush
praise the lord and pass the butter
till death us do fart
there's a fly in the anointment
there's something swishy in denmark
the spoof is in the pudding

It's a turd, it's a pain! It's... CIDERMAN.

there's a fly in the appointment
the proof is in the padding