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auntblabby
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09 Oct 2018, 12:44 am

life is a female dog. then you take a number.



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09 Oct 2018, 1:22 am

It's as runny as the nose on your face.



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09 Oct 2018, 1:30 am

it's as runny as the egg on your face. ;)



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09 Oct 2018, 8:49 am

Mind your Rs and Ss.



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09 Oct 2018, 8:52 am

It's as runny as the nose on your face.



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09 Oct 2018, 8:59 am

Mind your Ts and Us (might as well exhaust the remaining alphabet).



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09 Oct 2018, 4:03 pm

Find a penny, pick it up... waste of time, man. :roll:

Find a penny, pick it up, and for a day you'll have good luck. So what if you find a 100 dollar bill instead? :money:



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09 Oct 2018, 4:23 pm

Mind your Vs and Ws.



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09 Oct 2018, 8:28 pm

mind your X's and Y's



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09 Oct 2018, 9:04 pm

Mind your quease and poos, and when in Rome, poo as the Romans poo



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09 Oct 2018, 9:06 pm

If the cap fits, shepherd's delight



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09 Oct 2018, 9:06 pm

there is only one way to skin a pangolin



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09 Oct 2018, 9:10 pm

monkey makes the world go round



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09 Oct 2018, 9:16 pm

Life is what you fake it



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09 Oct 2018, 9:18 pm

A day without pornography is a day without sunshine (Camille Paglia).



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09 Oct 2018, 9:45 pm

fake it 'til you puke it.