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10 Nov 2018, 1:45 am

robbing the dreidel



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11 Nov 2018, 12:23 am

it was the best of wines, it was the worst of wines



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11 Nov 2018, 10:11 pm

Think not what your country can do for you, think what your country is going to do to youl



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11 Nov 2018, 10:12 pm

peaches and scream



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13 Nov 2018, 4:49 pm

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13 Nov 2018, 5:41 pm

"I'm Bisexual. When I want sex I buy it" Boy George.



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13 Nov 2018, 5:42 pm

A hand in the bird is worth two in the bush.



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13 Nov 2018, 5:43 pm

If you can't handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don't deserve one giant leap for mankind.



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13 Nov 2018, 5:55 pm

If you can't stand the kitsch, get out of the heat sink



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13 Nov 2018, 5:56 pm

Fall asleep smelling the toffee, hit the ground crawling and Life is what you fake it.



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13 Nov 2018, 6:05 pm

Implication is the sincerest form of fantasy



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13 Nov 2018, 9:57 pm

music expresses what birds cannot.



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13 Nov 2018, 11:41 pm

A bird in the hand is....all you can do if you cant find a bush to put your bird into! :mrgreen:



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13 Nov 2018, 11:42 pm

has one ever made a wish in one hand, took a dump in the other, and seen which stank first?



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13 Nov 2018, 11:44 pm

If music be the fudge of Love, make mine a bass clarinet



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13 Nov 2018, 11:45 pm

Auntblabby, you mean a dump in the hand is worth two in the bushes?