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auntblabby
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24 Sep 2018, 8:30 pm

there's a fly in the appointment
the proof is in the padding



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24 Sep 2018, 8:49 pm

if the shoe fits, it's fugly.



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24 Sep 2018, 8:49 pm

the milk of human randiness



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24 Sep 2018, 8:50 pm

I'm burning the midnight candle at both ends against the middle.

And I had a teacher, who instead of saying ''Dead on,'' or ''on the money,'' would say ''Dead on the money.''



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24 Sep 2018, 9:30 pm

[alto clarinets are cool 8) ]

do onto others, before they can do onto you. [GOP's modern motto]



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24 Sep 2018, 11:05 pm

If life hands you a lemon, that's just sour grapes.



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24 Sep 2018, 11:07 pm

god's last name ain't Schwarzenegger it



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25 Sep 2018, 8:19 am

That which does not kill me ... has made a grave tactical error.


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25 Sep 2018, 8:44 am

Pardon my English



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25 Sep 2018, 8:47 am

What this country needs is ... a good five-cent nickel!

A journey of a thousand lifetimes begins with ... a broken heart.

To err is human; to forgive is ... not company policy.

Laugh, and the world laughs with you ... testify before a Senate subcommittee, and you weep alone.

Thou canst not serveth both God and Mammon ... unless thou hast a really big religious property tax deduction.

Don't cross a bridge ... after you've burned it.

Fools rush in where ... they can have their cake and eat it, too.

Oh-oh, say, can you see ... any head lice on me?

It's the thought that counts ... but what were they thinking?


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25 Sep 2018, 8:51 am

Paint the town Atomic Tangerine (a Crayola crayon color)



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25 Sep 2018, 9:07 am

Every life should have nine cats.



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25 Sep 2018, 9:08 am

Throw the baby, keep the bathwater.



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25 Sep 2018, 9:10 am

Laugh and the class laughs with you, but you serve detention alone.

No job is complete until the paperwork is done-and you've flushed!



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25 Sep 2018, 9:11 am

Stuff happens. Just flush the toilet, and move on. (Sanitized version, from a tweet by Serbian tennis player Janko Tipsarevic).