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auntblabby
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16 Mar 2019, 9:44 pm

all that glitters is not metaflake-painted dog turds



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16 Mar 2019, 10:24 pm

Out a nutshell.



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16 Mar 2019, 10:35 pm

just say know. ;)



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17 Mar 2019, 8:22 pm

The grass is always greener over the septic tank. Erma Bombeck



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22 Aug 2019, 11:57 pm

Lose hands up.



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23 Aug 2019, 12:22 am

far in, man. :nerdy:



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02 Sep 2019, 11:05 am

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day.

Teach a man to fish, and he'll pretend he's always been an expert at it and try to teach everything he "knows" about it to you. :roll:

(I didn't make this one up, but I thought it was pretty funny, so I posted it)



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02 Sep 2019, 3:31 pm

Give a man a match, and he will be warm for a day; set him on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

I think this came from Terry Pratchett or something.



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03 Sep 2019, 1:38 am

too many cooks spoil the escargot