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RESleight
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25 Sep 2018, 9:24 am

Caught purple-handed.



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25 Sep 2018, 9:26 am

Talking yourself purple in the face



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25 Sep 2018, 9:32 am

Silence is Golden ... unless you have kids; and then it's usually suspicious!

I just wanted you to know that somebody cares ... not me, but somebody!

Never judge a book ... by its movie.


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25 Sep 2018, 9:35 am

Closed season



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25 Sep 2018, 9:35 am

Cacophony is Baroque, and it makes you broke, too.



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25 Sep 2018, 9:43 am

Cloak and bread knife



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25 Sep 2018, 9:54 am

Old fishermen never die ... they just smell that way.

Old truckers never die ... they just get a new Peterbilt.


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25 Sep 2018, 9:55 am

If it ain't Baroque, do fix it!



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25 Sep 2018, 9:57 am

The whole one yard



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25 Sep 2018, 10:02 am

A penny saved is a penny thrown away.



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25 Sep 2018, 10:38 am

A stitch in time saves an unknown quantity.



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25 Sep 2018, 10:46 am

You can lead a horse to water and it will drink gallons.



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25 Sep 2018, 12:01 pm

After the repair, my car was running like a Swiss kitten!


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25 Sep 2018, 12:22 pm

You can teach an old dog anything



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25 Sep 2018, 12:39 pm

Alternative tiger