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RESleight
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25 Sep 2018, 12:45 pm

The good, the bad, the attractive.



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25 Sep 2018, 12:49 pm

Kool-aid is the best medicine.



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25 Sep 2018, 12:51 pm

YEAHHH! OH!



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25 Sep 2018, 3:14 pm

When the cows come home to roost.

Familiarity breeds. (just leave off the last word and still makes perfect sense).

We will burn that bridge when we get to it.

Do unto others before they do unto you!

A bird in the hand gathers no moss.

I don't have a dog in this manger!

Don't count your chickens to spite your face.

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25 Sep 2018, 3:16 pm

It's water on the bridge



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25 Sep 2018, 4:47 pm

I was sad because I had no shoes, but then I met a man with no feet.
So I took *his* shoes! :twisted:



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25 Sep 2018, 5:06 pm

If it's not broke, fix it until it is! If it is, hammer the thing to smithereens!



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25 Sep 2018, 5:13 pm

When you're going through Hell, stop and smell the roses.

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When you're going through Hell, make lemonade!


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25 Sep 2018, 5:14 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:
I was sad because I had no shoes, but then I met a man with no feet.
So I took *his* shoes! :twisted:


Oh good lord, this actually DID make me laugh out loud.


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25 Sep 2018, 7:04 pm

Put yourself in somebody else's stockings......



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25 Sep 2018, 8:08 pm

don't throw the baby out with the dirty diapers



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25 Sep 2018, 8:09 pm

crying over spilt whelks



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25 Sep 2018, 8:43 pm

Jack of all trades, master of everything.



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25 Sep 2018, 8:53 pm

lack of all trades, master of no one.



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26 Sep 2018, 7:59 am

At least it happened to you and not somebody else - one of my Gran's odd sayings, surprisingly after I told her I had been bullied at school.


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6. Have children.
7. Sing for a living.
8. Have a super fun life!