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TheMachine1
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15 Sep 2006, 4:11 am

Warning Werbert post count is getting close to 666. I had a dream/nightmare that
when Werbert gets to 666 post all hell will break loose. I'm talking cats and dogs living
in sin kinda of apocalypise(I luv spelling).



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15 Sep 2006, 4:14 am

No, none of that will happen. I do plan on running naked through the streets of my town to celebrate, though.

2 more.

And the blessed event will not happen tonight. I'm going to bed.



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15 Sep 2006, 4:14 am

Kinda scary yes.

LEAGUE OF GENTLEMEN APPOCOLYPSE!!


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15 Sep 2006, 4:25 am

You watched that, hyper_alien? Have you watched the TV show as well?


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15 Sep 2006, 4:26 am

I got the whole series on DVD UMD and video.

THEY ROCK!!


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15 Sep 2006, 4:27 am

and the movies and the shows and everything

http://www.leagueofgentlemen.co.uk/


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15 Sep 2006, 4:29 am

F*** it, I lied.

William Butler Yeats (1865-1939)
THE SECOND COMING

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all convictions, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: a waste of desert sand;
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Wind shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

http://www.3demonic.com/exorcist_bust02.htm

http://www.dicksmithmake-up.com/exorcist11.htm

http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0466909/Ss/0 ... ey=0466909

All hail Emperor Werbert!



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15 Sep 2006, 4:31 am

lol


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15 Sep 2006, 4:42 am

Its started run for your f****ing lives people. My male cat just walk over to my male
dog and winked at him.........................my windows are rattling .............the winds
are picking up ..I'm in Texas has it reached the UK yet?



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15 Sep 2006, 4:45 am

lol

im so hyper cant say much else

lol


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15 Sep 2006, 7:15 am

And remember children,"The Beast and His Armies Shall Rise From The Pit to Make War Against God."


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15 Sep 2006, 9:32 am

The end of this world sounds like a welcome change of pace, but I'm trying to imagine an aspie antichrist.

He can't decide whether to trust god or satan. One of them has to be lying, but he can't get a clue as to which. Neither has an impressive track record, so that's no help.

He has no comprehension of social heirarchies, but somehow ends up ruling the world. He can only communicate in writing. Nobody has any respect for him, but everybody trusts him to fix the world.

I got it. He creates an army of all the world's aspies, none of whom can function in an organization, but they invent all kinds of cool weapons. The CIA, MI5, and Mossad try to infiltrate the army, but nobody seems to be in charge of anything, and the aspies don't trust anybody who seems trustworthy.

Jesus gets really mad because somebody is trying to stop world hunger, injustice, and oppression. I never understood that part, but like Jung said, the whole idea of the "wrathful lamb" is pretty ridiculous; so Jesus comes down in a flying flaming chariot, but the aspies are only interested in figuring out how the chariot works.

So how does the aspie apocalypse work, and where do I sign up?


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15 Sep 2006, 10:16 am

I think werbert running around naked will scare more people than the end of the world...(jk :) )



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15 Sep 2006, 11:51 am

Raph522 wrote:
I think werbert running around naked will scare more people than the end of the world...(jk :) )


Wouldn't be so bad as long as it's not Little Werbert calling the shots.


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15 Sep 2006, 12:03 pm

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15 Sep 2006, 12:07 pm

i read somewhere that the real mark of the beast is really 616. hold on let me see if i can find it