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22 Oct 2006, 2:40 pm

I eat you.

I wish you tasted better.


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22 Oct 2006, 2:41 pm

Granted, but I'm hidden with E.Coli. :wink:

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23 Oct 2006, 10:15 am

Granted, but you get eaten.

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23 Oct 2006, 10:21 am

Granted, but you now match the description of a convicted felon the police are watching for.



I wish for Pink Floyd to do another concert.



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23 Oct 2006, 10:44 am

Granted. But it's an imposter band and no one catches it until the band playes their concert and leaves town.

Now, I wish that Genesis would get together to record another album.



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23 Oct 2006, 11:37 am

Granted, but it sucks.

I wish I could fly.



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23 Oct 2006, 11:44 am

Granted, but only for a couple of metres, and a few inches high.

I wish I could breathe fire like a dragon.



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23 Oct 2006, 11:47 am

Granted, but you'll need to eat poo to do so.

I wish I had a drum kit.



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23 Oct 2006, 11:52 am

Granted, but it's made of paper.

I wish someone could buy me a Playstation 3.



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23 Oct 2006, 2:16 pm

Granted, but it only plays sucky race games.


I wish for a time machine so I can vist H.P. Lovecraft.


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23 Oct 2006, 2:19 pm

Granted, but you're only there for one millionth of a millisecond.

I wish I had the equipment to make and create cool rock music to play for myself and noone else.



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23 Oct 2006, 3:40 pm

Granted, but your music talent dissapeared

I wish I would have a pair of gorgeous black wings on my back



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23 Oct 2006, 3:47 pm

Granted, but they're only two inches long.


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23 Oct 2006, 4:37 pm

you can only drink a little cup.

I wish I would have something I can wish without being corrupted



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23 Oct 2006, 4:40 pm

Granted, but it's so boring you puke.


I wish for Roger Water's favorite guitar.


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27 Oct 2006, 2:26 pm

Oops, there was a mix-up at the post office. You get David Gilmour's favorite guitar.

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