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10 Jan 2013, 10:04 am

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. (To be fair this insult would be better addressed to sylkat)


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10 Jan 2013, 10:16 am

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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. (To be fair this insult would be better addressed to sylkat)


You thought I didn't know Monty Python : P

"I cannot but conclude the bulk of your natives to be the most pernicious race of little odious vermin that nature ever suffered to crawl upon the surface of the earth."


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10 Jan 2013, 10:45 am

I fart in your general direction.


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10 Jan 2013, 10:50 am

TallyMan wrote:
I fart in your general direction.


I fart in your face :D


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10 Jan 2013, 10:52 am

TallyMan wrote:
I fart in your general direction.

and then a bright spark will ignite your fart,
and propel you the other way.
but at least your'e moving hey?



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10 Jan 2013, 10:58 am

chrissyrun wrote:
TallyMan wrote:
I fart in your general direction.


I fart in your face :D


:eew: I'm not into kinky stuff like that. :P


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10 Jan 2013, 11:18 am

Now we have mass flatulence as well as Killer Monks and Mysterious Cetaceans on the thread?

AND Monty Python quotations?


Oh, my.

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10 Jan 2013, 12:04 pm

TallyMan wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
TallyMan wrote:
I fart in your general direction.


I fart in your face :D


:eew: I'm not into kinky stuff like that. :P


Well I am ;( Jk, jk.

I capture a fart in a bottle and send it to your house labeled as your favorite drink 8)


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10 Jan 2013, 12:16 pm

chrissyrun wrote:
TallyMan wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
TallyMan wrote:
I fart in your general direction.


I fart in your face :D


:eew: I'm not into kinky stuff like that. :P


Well I am ;( Jk, jk.

I capture a fart in a bottle and send it to your house labeled as your favorite drink 8)


OMG a runny fart. :eew: Hope you changed your underwear afterwards.


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10 Jan 2013, 12:49 pm

Sylkat wrote:
We have a cetacean on this thread?

Sylkat 8O


Double checked-->pinnipeds are blubbery vessels :D



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10 Jan 2013, 1:14 pm

TallyMan wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
Well I am ;( Jk, jk.

I capture a fart in a bottle and send it to your house labeled as your favorite drink 8)


OMG a runny fart. :eew: Hope you changed your underwear afterwards.


Nobody said my fart had to be runny. I could simply put the air of the fart in a bottle and then make it look as if it has liquid. If anyone were to have a runny fart, it might be you :P


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10 Jan 2013, 1:14 pm

you will all tremble at the sight of my left pinky finger :evil:


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10 Jan 2013, 1:18 pm

We would, but you don't have one. Unless it's a stolen pinky? :scratch:



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10 Jan 2013, 2:19 pm

Pinky thief. I'm fingering you to the law.


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10 Jan 2013, 2:32 pm

I don't know how intimidating a pinky finger is, but Amelie's spoon looks pretty deadly.

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10 Jan 2013, 3:17 pm

You just know how to sharpen a spoon into a stabbing weapon from all that prison time you've done.