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08 Feb 2013, 8:18 am

Venger wrote:
Can I take a hot iron to your face and see if it removes the wrinkles?

can i take a hot branding iron to your flank to remove any question as to who owns you?.
you are owned by me if my signatory scar on your flank says so.



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08 Feb 2013, 8:30 am

You must be one of those transparent super-poisonous Australian jellyfish that have a sting similar to a red-hot branding iron.



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08 Feb 2013, 8:37 am

I hear seals are delicious in meaty pies. :P



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08 Feb 2013, 12:03 pm

Pinniped Pot pie!

With a nice clam chowder and green salad to go with it!

Sylkat :P



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08 Feb 2013, 2:17 pm

Sylkat wrote:
Pinniped Pot pie!

With a nice clam chowder and green salad to go with it!

Sylkat :P


I've always loved jalapeno poppers, but dormouse poppers sound even better.



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08 Feb 2013, 2:20 pm

Rascal77s wrote:
Sylkat wrote:
Pinniped Pot pie!

With a nice clam chowder and green salad to go with it!

Sylkat :P


I've always loved jalapeno poppers, but dormouse poppers sound even better.


Ewww, way too crunchy.



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08 Feb 2013, 3:03 pm

WAY too much makeup on your avatar.


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08 Feb 2013, 3:17 pm

Get a haircut, hippy. 8)



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08 Feb 2013, 6:55 pm

Long hair looks better than short hair..look at:

Rapunzel

Farrah Fawcett

Crystal Gayle

Arlo Guthrie

Blackie Lawless

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08 Feb 2013, 7:16 pm

Short hair is better.

<----just look at me :P



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08 Feb 2013, 7:20 pm

Actually, I would rather NOT look at you.

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08 Feb 2013, 7:38 pm

She's too busy sighing over her twenty-two Fabio posters mounted in her shrine to flowing locks.. :geek:



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08 Feb 2013, 8:49 pm

Don't hate just cuz ur bald.


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08 Feb 2013, 9:01 pm

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Ha, that's why your hood is up. You were hopping on the Portman bandwagon...



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08 Feb 2013, 9:06 pm

Yep, I figured, since we have the same gorgeous brown eyes, we could have the same bald hairdo! I am pretty enough to pull of the celeb look.


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08 Feb 2013, 9:10 pm

Just remember to take your toy poodle out of your designer handbag every now and then. His legs will start to atrophy... 8O