I went to a store today

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and for some reason I took condoms and started putting them in radom peoples shopping carts when they were not looking and one guy saw and looked at me and put the condom I stole and put on the sleve and gave me a really werid look.

Have you been diagnosed with schizophrenia? Your experiences at the store sound like they might be caused by it.

Congratulations.

Haha, I LOL'd.

So random.

Legend man, true legend.

Reminds me of that game Jolly shoulder. Use your imagination.

I used to do something similar in my college library. I'd put religious books in the 'myths and legends' section and communism under 'science and facts.' The former made me laugh.

That's awesome!
A little somethin random to keep people on their toes.

http://yourethemannowdog.com/

If you want to do more of this, I have a few ideas.

Go to a dept store that has hardwear, like Sears. Wear shorts under your jeans and pull the jeans down and sit on a toilet display like you are actually going. Pretend to, or actually do read a book from their book dept.

Go to sporting goods with a few friends. Throw the football back and forth overhead while one of you imitates Eli Gold in the background as the announcer.

Set every single alarm clock on display in electronics to go off within 10 minutes of each other, but never at the same time.

Put condoms in the pockets of all the "old lady" bathrobes in the sleepwear section.

Go to the jewelry dept and ask to see earrings. Tell the lady it's for your PA. Ask if you can take one to the bathroom to try it on.


I'll try to think of more if you want.

Frances

im not sure if this is approprite for this part of the fourm i dont see a connection to autism in this post

probably better of in another part of the fourm.

Yeah, sounds more like a sophomoric prank or something like that. Either way, that's interesting.