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MrMark
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08 Oct 2006, 6:46 am

No, it was factory-(not)-installed.


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08 Oct 2006, 9:50 am

"I wouldn't want to join any club that would have me as a member."

Groucho Marx


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08 Oct 2006, 12:48 pm

CanyonWind wrote:
"I wouldn't want to join any club that would have me as a member."

Groucho Marx


So you'll be wanting to join my club, then? :)



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08 Oct 2006, 1:06 pm

The membership committee just gave me a few questions on the application


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Do you like werbert? _Yes

Really? _Yes

Seriously? _I already said yes, now leave me alone!



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08 Oct 2006, 1:24 pm

no


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08 Oct 2006, 1:25 pm

no


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08 Oct 2006, 1:35 pm

You already know my name, Mustard eating n00b.


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08 Oct 2006, 2:26 pm

Name: Alternative

Do you like werbert? N/A

Really? N/A

Seriously? N/A

Done it.



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08 Oct 2006, 3:16 pm

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...and your left testicle/ovary.


I have one of each, how about that as a compromise?

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08 Oct 2006, 5:50 pm

werbert wrote:
The membership committee just gave me a few questions on the application


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Depends

Depends

Bugger off and leave me alone, I won't pay you!


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08 Oct 2006, 5:58 pm

How do you think you can contribute to the Kentfordfurthingshireham Social Club?



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08 Oct 2006, 6:01 pm

I'll let everyone shag my girlfriend! :roll: :lol:


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08 Oct 2006, 6:04 pm

Scrapheap wrote:
I'll let everyone shag my girlfriend! :roll: :lol:


Benn there, done that, bought the T-shirt, buried it in my closet. :lol: :lol: :lol:



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08 Oct 2006, 6:07 pm

werbert wrote:
Scrapheap wrote:
I'll let everyone shag my girlfriend! :roll: :lol:


Benn there, done that, bought the T-shirt, buried it in my closet. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Oh!! so you must be that "Looser Jerk" she dumped to go out with me. You should've heard the things she said about you!! ! :wink: :lol:


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08 Oct 2006, 6:11 pm

I dumped her!



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08 Oct 2006, 6:14 pm

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I dumped her!


She said you'd say that.


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