Page 1 of 7 [ 96 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... 7  Next

werbert
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 14 May 2006
Age: 44
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,108

08 Oct 2006, 4:19 am

With all of these churches being formed, we need a more secular social club, where people of all faiths, whether it be garlic, mustard, ketchup, or the flying spaghetti monster, can gather and socialize in peace and harmony.

So, today, I am proud to announce the formation of the Kentfordfurthingshireham Social Club. As the charter member, I elect myself president, and I appoint myself to the membership committee to review applications for new members.

As of today, the books are open and we are accepting new members.



werbert
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 14 May 2006
Age: 44
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,108

08 Oct 2006, 4:21 am

One piece of advice: the KSC membership committee is very tough on new applicants, so don't be discouraged if you get rejected the first time through, or the second time, or the third time, or the...Well, you get the idea.



littlesmiley
Pileated woodpecker
Pileated woodpecker

User avatar

Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 190

08 Oct 2006, 4:33 am

HEY!! !! YOU FORGOT THE RUBBER DUCKS!! !!



blue_bean
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 13 Apr 2006
Gender: Female
Posts: 10,876
Location: Behind the wheel

08 Oct 2006, 4:34 am

A Social Club?. My application always get rejected for one of those :lol:



Will you accept new members out of pity?



werbert
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 14 May 2006
Age: 44
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,108

08 Oct 2006, 4:39 am

blue_bean wrote:
A Social Club?. My application always get rejected for one of those :lol:



Will you accept new members out of pity?


That's not my purview. You'd have to ask the membership committee about that.



Quatermass
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 27 Apr 2006
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 21,295
Location: Right behind you...

08 Oct 2006, 5:11 am

Okay. How do I join?


_________________
(No longer a mod)

On sabbatical...


werbert
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 14 May 2006
Age: 44
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,108

08 Oct 2006, 5:15 am

Just fill out an application. Here, I'll give you one.

Image



Quatermass
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 27 Apr 2006
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 21,295
Location: Right behind you...

08 Oct 2006, 5:22 am

I can't fill THAT out....

I need a Word file, or PDF, not a JPG of a pile of paper....


_________________
(No longer a mod)

On sabbatical...


TheMachine1
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 9,092
Location: 9099 will be my last post...what the hell 9011 will be.

08 Oct 2006, 5:22 am

Will it be the typical new style; racist, sexist, homophobic, republican, cigar smoking and golf.

Or

Will it be the typical old style; racist, sexist, homophobic, republican, cigar smoking and golf.

Club?



werbert
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 14 May 2006
Age: 44
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,108

08 Oct 2006, 5:35 am

TheMachine1 wrote:
Will it be the typical new style; racist, sexist, homophobic, republican, cigar smoking and golf.

Or

Will it be the typical old style; racist, sexist, homophobic, republican, cigar smoking and golf.

Club?


You'd have to talk to our Executive Director about that.

And if you want me to send the application over the internet, I'll need your WP password, a blood sample, a drug test, a semen sample, a stool sample, your first born child (preferably male, but we'll taake girls, too), your complete family tree, 500 pushups, 3,000 situps, and your left testicle/ovary.

Oh, and a photo ID.



Quatermass
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 27 Apr 2006
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 21,295
Location: Right behind you...

08 Oct 2006, 6:01 am

werbert wrote:
TheMachine1 wrote:
Will it be the typical new style; racist, sexist, homophobic, republican, cigar smoking and golf.

Or

Will it be the typical old style; racist, sexist, homophobic, republican, cigar smoking and golf.

Club?


You'd have to talk to our Executive Director about that.

And if you want me to send the application over the internet, I'll need your WP password, a blood sample, a drug test, a semen sample, a stool sample, your first born child (preferably male, but we'll taake girls, too), your complete family tree, 500 pushups, 3,000 situps, and your left testicle/ovary.

Oh, and a photo ID.


The only thing you'll find in a drug test is caffeine. A month ago, and you could have found citalopram...

And I chopped my family tree down, and mulched it. :twisted:


_________________
(No longer a mod)

On sabbatical...


lowfreq50
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 1 May 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,588
Location: Gainesville, Florida

08 Oct 2006, 6:28 am

littlesmiley wrote:
HEY!! !! YOU FORGOT THE RUBBER DUCKS!! !!


You are in violation of WrongPlanet Protocol Chapter 87 Section 72.348 Paragraph 12. Please be advised to decrease the size of your avatar or face penalties.



lowfreq50
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 1 May 2005
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,588
Location: Gainesville, Florida

08 Oct 2006, 6:35 am

How can I be assured that the KSC will meet all of my needs and stringent expectations? Selecting the right social club is an important decision. It's not something to take lightly.

I once joined a nature/wildlife club called the Black Panters but they kicked me out. They said I couldn't be in it because I'm "not black." So I told them they should kick themselves out for not being panthers.



MrMark
Abstract Data Type
Abstract Data Type

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jul 2006
Age: 61
Gender: Male
Posts: 10,291
Location: Tallahassee, FL

08 Oct 2006, 6:38 am

werbert wrote:
I'll need your... left testicle/ovary.

Haven't got one.


_________________
"The cordial quality of pear or plum
Rises as gladly in the single tree
As in the whole orchards resonant with bees."
- Emerson


One-Winged-Angel
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Age: 27
Gender: Male
Posts: 11,304
Location: Under your bed, in your closet, in your head

08 Oct 2006, 6:40 am

MrMark wrote:
werbert wrote:
[ I'll need your... left testicle/ovary.

Haven't got one.


I didn't see him and I turned around and my huge sword accidentally cut it off.


_________________
You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.