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With all of these churches being formed, we need a more secular social club, where people of all faiths, whether it be garlic, mustard, ketchup, or the flying spaghetti monster, can gather and socialize in peace and harmony.

So, today, I am proud to announce the formation of the Kentfordfurthingshireham Social Club. As the charter member, I elect myself president, and I appoint myself to the membership committee to review applications for new members.

As of today, the books are open and we are accepting new members.

One piece of advice: the KSC membership committee is very tough on new applicants, so don't be discouraged if you get rejected the first time through, or the second time, or the third time, or the...Well, you get the idea.

HEY!! !! YOU FORGOT THE RUBBER DUCKS!! !!

A Social Club?. My application always get rejected for one of those



Will you accept new members out of pity?

That's not my purview. You'd have to ask the membership committee about that.

Okay. How do I join?

Just fill out an application. Here, I'll give you one.

I can't fill THAT out....

I need a Word file, or PDF, not a JPG of a pile of paper....

Will it be the typical new style; racist, sexist, homophobic, republican, cigar smoking and golf.

Or

Will it be the typical old style; racist, sexist, homophobic, republican, cigar smoking and golf.

Club?

You'd have to talk to our Executive Director about that.

And if you want me to send the application over the internet, I'll need your WP password, a blood sample, a drug test, a semen sample, a stool sample, your first born child (preferably male, but we'll taake girls, too), your complete family tree, 500 pushups, 3,000 situps, and your left testicle/ovary.

Oh, and a photo ID.

The only thing you'll find in a drug test is caffeine. A month ago, and you could have found citalopram...

And I chopped my family tree down, and mulched it.

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How can I be assured that the KSC will meet all of my needs and stringent expectations? Selecting the right social club is an important decision. It's not something to take lightly.

I once joined a nature/wildlife club called the Black Panters but they kicked me out. They said I couldn't be in it because I'm "not black." So I told them they should kick themselves out for not being panthers.

Haven't got one.

I didn't see him and I turned around and my huge sword accidentally cut it off.

No, it was factory-(not)-installed.