Who_Am_I wrote:
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bogan up
Oh God. I forgot about how bad the bogans would be today.
/thankful I didn't step outside the boundaries of my yard today
So how did you spend your bogan day
getting a tatt of the Southern Cross, paint your face, pretend your the PM by attaching flags to your car aerial, take Frday off so you can take a quick trip to Bali on the bogon bus (Aka Jet *) *or instead pretend to go to Bali and visit the local Bunnings where you can pick up your made in China Aussie flag or did you get drunk on vaginal backwash (VB) and end up glassing some ^&*T I wonder what tourists think when they go to bars here and are served beers in plastic cups
Or perhaps door a cyclist or better yet hurl some obscenities at them (4 in one day a record!) I think Hornie (Shane Warne) running a cyclist over spurred them on , bogans hate cyclists you see
I always do as the Dutch do and side with the cyclist , I suspect Hornie was putting on some make up when he had the accident I suppose when you've got a Hot GF like Liz Hurley a mans gotta do whats a mans got to do.
Doesn't he look like his a had a queer eye for the straight guy make over I suspect single handily he'll restart that mertosexual trend again.
Anyway what a scary day so much jingoism I swear they'll get toghther and start a war with our poor and insignifcant neighbours like PNG Fuji or New Zealand. Also I lose 30 iq points on that day putting me in the mental retardation range.
*Compared to the country link Sydney to Brisbane 4.50 pm Syd-bris train service $33 15 hours
it's akin to flying 1st class on Emirate's thats an experience I'll never forget . having said that stil preferable to flying (Boganomics) where it costs 1/3 the flight fare just to get to the airport $20 for a 9km journey unreal unlike the bogans I boycott things that are out of touch with reality price structures I'll ether train it to the Nth suburbs and walk the 1,5km to the airport or catch a train to Sydney I repeat $20 for a 9 km train journey unreal where do people come up with this crap?
I have Swiss relos in "expensive" Switzerland who are
by how expensive Australia has become, (bogannomics) I think they did what the Irish did and dev the "rip off" culture and look what happpened to their economy....
Let me guess you read a book and played music.
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