Anything Yo's....
Yo Mamma's feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.
Yo' Grannies neck so damn wrinkled, I use it as a cheese grater.
I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all...
Your pet Cat so freakin nasty it bit ma dog and gave it rabies.
Yo Auntie so stinkin that a skunk smelled her butt and passed out.
Yo mama's so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.
Damn it, just realised that last yo is as old as the crust in yo Sister's knickers...
You liked that mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night
But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, christ, I'd just wipe it off Yo Mamma's chin...
Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!
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"The cordial quality of pear or plum
Rises as gladly in the single tree
As in the whole orchards resonant with bees."
- Emerson