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10 Nov 2006, 8:06 pm

Thou whoreson mandrake, thou art fitter to be worn in my cap than to wait at my heels.


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10 Nov 2006, 8:12 pm

1 cylinder mind
12 shy of a dozen
A bad spot on the disk.
A couple of open splices.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
A few bits shy of a word.
A few bricks shy of a load.
A few cans short of a six pack.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
A little light in his loafers.


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10 Nov 2006, 8:13 pm

Back burners not fully operating.
Bad spot on the disk.
Banking at 9 a.m. (not meaningful since advent of ATMs)
Bats in the belfry
Been playing with his wand too much.
Body by Fisher - brains by Mattel
Braindamaged (courtesy of Bill Cosby, Himself)
Braindead
CPU not connected to the bus.
Car's only got three wheels, and one's going flat.


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10 Nov 2006, 8:14 pm

Doesn't have all his dogs barking.
Doesn't have all of his groceries in the same bag.
Doesn't have all the dots on his dice.
Doesn't have both oars in the water.
Doesn't know if his biscuits (bread) are (is) all done.
Doesn't know which side of the toast the butter is on.
Don't have all your dogs barking.
Dosen't have enough sandwiches for a picnic.
Driving with two wheels in the sand.
Dumb as a box of rocks.


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10 Nov 2006, 8:15 pm

Echoes between the ears.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
Elevator doesn't make it to the penthouse.
Got a few tiles missing from his Space Shuttle.
Got a screw loose.
Got one boot stuck in the sand.
Got the mental agility of a soap dish.
Had a head crash.
Half a brick short of a full load.


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10 Nov 2006, 8:16 pm

If (his/her) IQ was 2 points higher (he/she) would be a rock.
If brains were dynamite he couldn't blow his hat off.
If brains were dynamite, he/she wouldn't have enough to blow his/her nose.
If he had another brain, it'd be lonely.
If he were any more stupid, he would have to be watered twice a week.
In a world of Hard Disks, he/she is using a 1S-2D floppy for brains.
In the shopping mall of the mind, he's in the toy department.
Isn't playing with a full deck.
It would be easier to count the bricks left than the bricks missing!
Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," s/he's practically invulnerable.


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10 Nov 2006, 8:19 pm

Your Mama So Fat
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!

folk exercise by jogging around her!

when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy

she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie

NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer

she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...

small objects orbit her.

she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.


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10 Nov 2006, 8:20 pm

Yo Moma So Poor
that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.

they put her photo on food stamps.

when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.

she waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.

burglars break into her home and leave money.

when I told her about the last supper she thought the food stamps had run out.

the building society repossed her cardboard box.

she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.

each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers

she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.


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10 Nov 2006, 8:22 pm

Yo Moma So Old
she left her purse on Noah's Ark.

Jurassic Park brought back the memories...

when she ran the 100 metre dash, they timed her with a sundial.

she still owes Moses a dollar.

when she was at school...there was No history class!

she uses her hot flushes to heat her cup of Tea

she co-wrote the 4th Commandment.

when I asked for her ID she handed me a rock

she even made Yoda jealous.

she recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.


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10 Nov 2006, 8:24 pm

Yo Moma...
has 10 fingers -- all on the same hand.

has green hair and thinks she's a Tree.

has a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.

has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers

has one short leg and that why she always walking in circles...

has a major weight problem - she can't wait...to eat.

got a house that's so dusty, the Cockroaches drive around in Dune Buggies

got a glass eye with a fish in it.

got so much hair on her upper lip she has to braid it

got so much dandruff that a Midgie landed on her head and said: "Christ, I aint' seen this much snow in years."


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10 Nov 2006, 8:25 pm

Anything Yo's....
Yo Mamma's feet so skanky that when your family wants jam pieces, she gets yo brother to run a loaf of bread between her toes.

Yo' Grannies neck so damn wrinkled, I use it as a cheese grater.

I got notin bad to say about Yo Momma - heck, her face says it all...

Your pet Cat so freakin nasty it bit ma dog and gave it rabies.

Yo Auntie so stinkin that a skunk smelled her butt and passed out.

Yo mama's so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.

Damn it, just realised that last yo is as old as the crust in yo Sister's knickers...

You liked that mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night :)

But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, christ, I'd just wipe it off Yo Mamma's chin...

Yo Mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!


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10 Nov 2006, 9:50 pm

yo mama is freakin nasty. :x



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11 Nov 2006, 1:18 am

At least she's vaguely humanoid.

Your mama is your cousin and your papa is ya brother.


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11 Nov 2006, 1:22 am

At least I know who my family is

You walk like you have a pole shoved up yer a$$



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11 Nov 2006, 2:07 am

YOUR MOTHER SMELLS OF ELDERBERRIES!


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11 Nov 2006, 5:24 am

That's rich coming from an 'EEEEE!' screaming, sneech throwing, universe destroying madman!