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11 Nov 2006, 5:42 am

Flagg wrote:
YOUR MOTHER SMELLS OF ELDERBERRIES!

No, no, its:
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"


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11 Nov 2006, 5:48 am

I spit in your general direction!


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11 Nov 2006, 6:08 am

"Eat my shorts!"


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11 Nov 2006, 10:14 am

MrMark wrote:
"Eat my shorts!"


Wha? Such an act would be most uncomfartable for the both of us!


Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends


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11 Nov 2006, 11:21 am

Uh i don't really get that apart from the "under 17 not admitted" part...

Your mama is so fat she would have the sun in orbit around her!! !



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11 Nov 2006, 4:29 pm

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Uh i don't really get that apart from the "under 17 not admitted" part...

Your mama is so fat she would have the sun in orbit around her!! !


((Basically, the film was rated 17 so it had the usual yayada about no under-age admissions and your momma thought it meant that there had to be a group of at least 17.))


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11 Nov 2006, 4:41 pm

Your proposal is impossible. There's nowhere even close to enough Biomass in the solar system to accomplish this feet, let alone the human frame couldn't come anywhere close to being able to support that much weight. You fail at the Sciences.


You spend too much time in the tubes!



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11 Nov 2006, 7:39 pm

Hey, Serendipper, thou warped onion-eyed clotpole!


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11 Nov 2006, 7:40 pm

Hey, Serendipper, thou art the veriest varlet that ever chewed with a tooth!


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11 Nov 2006, 7:43 pm

Hey, Serendipper, thou art pigeon-liver'd and lack gall!

Hey somebody go tell that noobie I'm callin' 'im names over here!

:wink:


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12 Nov 2006, 2:30 am

Scintillate wrote:
I spit in your general direction!


I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION. YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES.

... SILLY ENGLISH KINNIGITS!!

Hey noobie. MrMark's calling you names, thou naughty varlet.


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12 Nov 2006, 2:35 am

MrMark wrote:
Hey, Serendipper, thou art pigeon-liver'd and lack gall!

Hey somebody go tell that noobie I'm callin' 'im names over here!

:wink:


Listen you pot-bellied pignut, you don't have to yell. I can smell you coming.

And your mother is so daft, she never got a cell phone because she's afraid of microorganisms! Ha! Take that! :twisted:


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12 Nov 2006, 7:42 am

Ah, I knew you could do it! :lol:


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12 Nov 2006, 2:26 pm

MrMark wrote:
Ah, I knew you could do it! :lol:




Wait...that's not an insult. You responded to my insult with a compliment. Illogical! Illogical!

*brain explodes*


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12 Nov 2006, 2:49 pm

"He's no fun, he fell right over!"


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12 Nov 2006, 9:01 pm

"He's" the cat's mother. :D