The "Say Sorry to Anyone or Anything" thread

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This is the thread where you get to apologize to anyone, or anything you want.

I apologize to all of the people on the first and second floor of my apartment building. I'm sorry if the whistle of my Tea Kettle drives you all bananas. I'm sorry for not being as quite as I should, when I'm walking down the hall. I'm sorry if the jumpy sound of The British Invasion is too much for your ears to handle. I will not apologize for liking that music though, as British Rock is my favourite type of genre. I'm sorry, if I wash my dishes at 7:30 in the morning, thinking that it's 8:30 instead. I apologize for getting up at three in the morning to Pee and flushing my toilet, by mistake. If you hear me crying sometime, on the 9th of each month, I apologize. I've suffered a very big loss, on that date, last December. But I'll never be sorry for being born.

Why not get some headphones? Then you can play your music as loud as you want.

I am sorry that my neighbor is so goddamned stupid.

i apologize to froogle(my CD player) for dropping it so much! he's a real trooper.

Dad, I'm sorry about the times that I used to drink the wine, out of the wine box in the fridge, over the Christmas Holidays, when I was twelve. That's where some of that wine went.

I apologise for all my terrible jokes.

I apologize for all of my annoying jokes, and I especially apologize to greyhelium, my fellow troll.

you're probably the same person.



(joking.)

okay...a serious apology...I would apologize to my children...for handing them something they don't quite understand...with nothing to explain it.

*gasp*

Read my posts you'll see we're quite different!

I apologise for the ego defence I just committed.

I'm sorry to the little green Ladybug that I've torn apart, when I was two.

Now I like things that are big, and red. I won't apologize for that!

i apologize to that girl in my biology class whom i let down by liking rock and alternative rock instead of country . oh, she gets on my nerves...i always have to resist myself from laughing at what she says...

im sorry that im to el173 for you all to handle

I'm sorry that I didn't buy my brother a souvenir from my field trip 10 years ago.