Curious Garlicist

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02 Dec 2006, 7:13 am

Hello, I joined the Garlicists a while ago.
However, I have quite a few questions.

1)I know the 'God equalivent' is known as 'The (?Great?) Lord Of Garlic' but are we supposed to put anything after that?
2)If we are reffering to a late Garlicist, do we add anything after their name/psudueonym?
3)Is/Are there any devils - if so, what are they called?
4) Do we have anything roughly equal to heaven/hell? If so, what are they called?
5)Do we have any ways of looking out for the end of the world?

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02 Dec 2006, 7:25 am

OWA has the only signed copy of the Book of Garlic at this time so I will defer to him on this matter.

Oh made you an avatar image that conforms to the 140x140 suggested sizes. Allways
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02 Dec 2006, 7:40 am

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

1)I know the 'God equalivent' is known as 'The (?Great?) Lord Of Garlic' but are we supposed to put anything after that?

He doesn't care what you call Him.

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

2)If we are reffering to a late Garlicist, do we add anything after their name/psudueonym?

Sikto.

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

3)Is/Are there any devils - if so, what are they called?

Mustard and Selrahc. Selrahc was dead. But Mustard resurrected him.

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

4) Do we have anything roughly equal to heaven/hell? If so, what are they called?

When a Garlicist dies, they spend eternity with Lord Garlic in Sikonai. When a sinner dies, they are sent whatever Hell their religion believed in. Atheists and sinners who do not believe in Hell are sent to Niotiska.

sigholdaccountlost wrote:

5)Do we have any ways of looking out for the end of the world?

It will come when it comes. Lord Garlic tried to let us know when it would happen and failed. I accidentally destroyed the wrong solar system. He'll do it himself next time. And we will not know when.

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02 Dec 2006, 7:53 am

TheMachine1 wrote:

Which brings me neatly onto my next question:
6) What is OWA's 'title'? Not as in veteran, e.t.c but as in...well..one religon has a pope. If you see what I mean?

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02 Dec 2006, 8:03 am

It's like the Roman Republic. TM1 and I are the Consuls.

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03 Dec 2006, 10:17 pm

and I am head General, i am in charge of smiting the enemies of His Garlicness. However my lineage is 'noble' so my offical title is Lord, or Lord-General

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04 Dec 2006, 12:21 am

how many have been smited thus far? do you require a monthly quota or anything?

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04 Dec 2006, 9:58 am

We have smited four religions so far.

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