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A purple spotted dingbat. With twizzles on.

Twizzles get me curious, 'tis the way of work.

Going to see ghosts in my curry.

Those are truly ghosts in your curry.......

They are revenants of an ancient race, whose grand and glorious civilization was located right where your kitchen table is today.

They want you to get your house off of their cemetery.

Sylkat

a helpful thread in Love and Dating

Dear Bucephalus,

What are you doing in 'Love and Dating'?

You already have a lovely lady!

Grrrrr to you!

Oh, forgot to be surreal.....

Cheese puffs try to dance the Mazurka, but gusts of Spring breezes keep blowing them away.....

Sylkat

Leave the watermelon seeds alone. They're out suntanning by the crocodile teeth in order to attend the 6th annual Birthday Cake Prom.

Dear DarkRain,
Please do not be too upset, but your crocodile teeth have eaten all of your watermelon seeds, which are now sprouting out of the crocodiles' snouts...

Other than that, the weather is fine, for a tsunami, and the Alsatians said to tell you 'Hello'.

Sylkat

A giant flying dog. :O)

That is actually 'Salmon Orange', and it is not flying, it is swimming in the air currents.

And singing Donnie Osmond's greatest hits.

Sylkat

The faster an object moves, the more slowly its own proper time is ticking with respect to the rest of the universe. From the object's point of view, the rest of the universe seems to be aging faster and faster. Photons travel at the speed of light. From the photons' point of view, the rest of the universe is aging at infinite speed which means that the photons observe simultaneously every instant of the past, present and future. From our point of view, photons traveling at the speed of light are not aging at all, in fact they can never have come into being. Therefore photons do not exist. Everything is dark.

The silent man that rides his horse through a desert.

Cleopatra was a fishing lure on a skateboard made of sushi, but now she's back on our refrigerator where she belongs.

A cross dressed ICBM is selling ice cream in Pyongyang.

Radical meerkats in Duluth have declared a Fatwah upon rap music and polka dances.

Salamanders have risen up in protest, and PETA cannot decide which group to picket.

Sylkat

Predict the past, remember the future
and don't forget to feed the rabbits.