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my life

Tripping over waffles, landing into a pool of warm maple, wondering why you didn't adjust the coordinates correctly for Zerta 10, "The Party Star".

Possums working as fry cooks at Denny's, but only the night shift, because they are nocturnal.


Sylkat

Dana was dreaming:

She was in her room, her brother in the doorframe, teasing about how he is going to find her rabbit and make it into a stew. She goes to the basement to check on the rabbit she was caring for. It was hidden in a lunchbox, underneath a pile of other boxes. She takes the lid off and freezes at the sight before her eyes. Laying on top of a soft towel near some thoughtfully placed food and water was the worm ridden body of a baby rabbit. She takes a long look at the fat, live maggots and places the lid back on, hoping that when she takes it off again a better reality will confront her. Mellisa, her baby sister was watching from the stairwell.

Hellicopter pillow

I like being in buildings alone. when you stop and listen in a building with no people it really is quite fascinating.
Actually, when you are in the wilderness and you get away from people its mind blowing how much are ears hear.
its almost painful

Atlantean Sorcerers chanting as their land sinks.


Sylkat

A goldfish takes a walk in the Sahara Desert.

A boa constrictor trying to do Yoga for the first time, ties himself into knots.


Sylkat

Metallica making another good record. Oh wait that will never happen, nevermind.

Glenn Danzig choosing to follow Hinayana Buddhism.


Sylkat

Dance! May those silky circles fly again, sowing black dread in cold flames, slicing every neck or waist. Whirlpool of madness, wake up now! Let the cheesy moon light up the realm. No gulls or guillemots around, but crows and ravens come to feast.

Where has all the honey gone? They said pharaohs kept it well, but yours is nowhere to be found. Frayed, dusty cords are all, where once there was a mellow voice. And what’s up with that musty trapdoor? Cold ether there still flows. Remember? Quem vai não volta jamais! But you didn’t forget—’twas your heart the stream took off. And you’re here, there’s no doubt, nor is there aught you fear, evermore. Can you spot the tunnel’s end?

It goes on and on.

Kei$ha taking singing lessons.


Sylkat

Humans realize that the question,"why is there something rather then nothing" has no answer. It is not that we are too dumb to know the answer. It's that there is no answer!! The cornerstone of our sanity, the law of the excluded middle therefore vanishs and people finally relax and enjoy their insanity.

If there were nothing, you wouldn’t be here to wonder why there’s something.