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Bicycling syllables in a race with nouns
10k to the cure for curses
Great Wall of ostriches blocking the yellow brick road
They only know German and won't budge a slip, nor a Freudian squiggle!

Éclairs rose as sundry elbows
undid naughty astonishments.
Vultures, in exceeding jest, exclaimed countless indoctrination tenets, as
solely in noisy
neighborhoods are dairies inimical to approximately
quirky undergraduates. Exciting
clovers outsmarted many emeralds regardless,
so inextricable napkins overly
concern aspergian roots never ever
fastidiously rutting under trembling algae. So
daftly unto lizards can elegant sycophants
twist otherworldly rites, tender albedos sit
hearkening unto ebbing volitions over sums
painted around necks.
Yards
perhaps exist zonked.

Touted was the first
Horse to be so brisk
Exhaling in a burst

Ripe flames all about,
Eddies came of curd,
Drowned it inside out.

Dire was the view,
Engulfed what used to abound,
And nowhere did the few
Trembling ones around
Hold up past the dew.

Genghis Khan with a twitter account.

Attila The Hun with a gym membership.

He refuses to share the Sauna.

Typical cranky Hun.


Sylkat

Sylkat.

Odysseus and Penelope playing bridge with Homer and Marge.

Bart Simpson behaving himself.


Sylkat

My brother.

x = y
x² = xy
x² – y² = xy – y²
(x – y)(x + y) = y(x – y)
x + y = y
y + y = y
2y = y
2 = 1

A crab doing math.


Sylkat

You open the refrigerator and blue flows out on to the floor, covering your feet, and climbs your legs. You pull out an egg, and crack it open. The clock stops, and the pages of Moby Dick fall out of the egg. The doorbell rings, and the clock starts. The pages burst into flames. You look up, and your mother is looking down at you. She says, “The uniforms will be ready by four.” You stare up, and finally say “But you're dead. Why are you here?” She says “Hear” and the clock stops. You are covered in blue.

You open the door to the washing machine, but it is actually a Stargate, and it pulls you in.


Sylkat

You’re sitting in the kitchen at a round marble table. You have a pile of coins on the table. You are grouping them into stacks. The stacks range in size from about 7.6 centimeters to over 1.3 meters.

A dog walks into the kitchen carrying a wallet. Inside the wallet you find a coupon for dish detergent and a note in your handwriting about picking up some sliced ham. The dog leaves.

Now a person enters. Although you do not recognize the person, you know this is your spouse. The person asks “Did you remember to put that book away?” You confess you did not. The person crouches towards you, walks up to you with their hands raised, and makes clawing gestures in front of your face, and then backs out of room, still crouching forward, shaking their head “no.”

You look at the table and the coins are all in a pile again and the dog is standing in the doorway, laughing.

Quicksilver and friction burns, lizards lounging on the windowsill, like pink turnips dancing in the pale blue moonlight.

YOU are finally one of them. One of them walks into your room. You say,"Hi self. Glad to finally meet ya!"
Now, thats really nuts! But thats how normals think!