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03 Apr 2013, 1:23 pm

Not, PLEASE not a 'Twilight' reference!

Pointy teeth equate to pointy heads, which equate to the probability for success of thirty-seven artistically-inclined Platypi attempting to build a scale model of the Roman Colosseum from well-used Odor-Eaters.

While wearing Astrakhan hats.

And cowboy boots.

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03 Apr 2013, 1:35 pm

Don't think of it as a "Twilight" reference. Think of it more as an "Interview With The Vampire" reference. :)



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03 Apr 2013, 5:20 pm

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Ten Dimensions Explained in 11 Minutes

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03 Apr 2013, 5:27 pm

I heard the cows bouncing up and down on the marshmallow banana split after they invited the mummies out for a nice big cup of earthworms.



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03 Apr 2013, 8:27 pm

Hey!

That was MY banana split!

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05 Apr 2013, 8:54 pm

Get your spicy top hat thing on here. Then bring your auntie to the end of world ballet featuring Barack Obama singing the Bacharach songbook. Oh, I love a man in an airplane costume. Let's make love inside a cucumber on the moon.

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You rip open my chest and watch the television in there. Smoke your herring in my hair. Can I eat your bookshelf up and then melt onto your accordion?


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05 Apr 2013, 10:47 pm

Sylkat wrote:
Hey!

That was MY banana split!

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Oops. Sorry. :lol:

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06 Apr 2013, 12:32 am

When the cow that was leaving hoof prints on my banana split jumped over the moon, did she land back on Earth, or did she float, mooing, into space?

And why was she tangoing upon frozen dairy products in the first place?

And why did she pick MY ice cream?

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06 Apr 2013, 12:58 am

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Seemingly I no longer feel flavored...



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06 Apr 2013, 1:03 am

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06 Apr 2013, 5:38 am

Sylkat wrote:
When the cow that was leaving hoof prints on my banana split jumped over the moon, did she land back on Earth, or did she float, mooing, into space?

And why was she tangoing upon frozen dairy products in the first place?

And why did she pick MY ice cream?

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Because of her giant red nose, the cow wasn't able to distinguish one vault of tire-flavored ice cream from another and ended up reading Shakespeare on a bean bag during a total eclipse of Jupiter.