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Many black earthworms tangled together in a ball about 10cm diameter writhing its way across the street. I wish he'd taken a pic of it.

Shall she not, why for does it extend so, bless my trittles, conundrums seek thee until the crust of thy perflinks dustinates those brethren.

Look at all of the polka-dotted square dancers tip-toeing when the cardboard boxes are throwing raucous parties inside the big, purple greenhouses that are full of furry ferrets.

Furticles, it twaint such a perjorative likeliness. Supposedly cannibals are deflective of the constabulary...or is it Fife, me knows not. Perchance fundamentalists rain down on fields of corn. Dimwit! Sloth be he who treads so darkly and municipality fines.

(This is great, I feel like Dr Seuss on pure oxygen!)

Snails pirouette, glistening, in the soft Spring rain, wearing inappropriately large bonnets.

Slugs hiccup moistly, haven eaten way too much barbecued beans and cheap store brand gin.

Sylkat

The turtle, its shell glistening with the remnants of its past, is yearning for a chance at revitalization so it can again make the trek across the state highway. It travels through billowing clouds of exhaust laced with tendrils of some lady's perfume until finally it reaches the other side of the road and the next stage of its life.

llama llama llama llama llama llama llama go go go

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Foxtrot of indigestion! Eruptions of internationalism in the newsagents. Crab Seeker's Allowance was raised to allow for greater crustacean indolence and mating.

You nephew is a mongoose with measles! Get her to the chateau of tetrapods! Looks like hurricane dancing.

Spondiferous cupboards open up to the stark blue sky full of meat pies, boggarts and toothbrushes. Take your shirts off in my presence, you knaves!

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Mindless orange knight, take your panda cardigan out of the microwave and wave it at the signalman further into the forest.We have much work to do and much garlic-flavoured vodka to drink underneath the cloudy umbrellas.

Prince Phillip in a burka.

And a nose ring.

Sylkat

I set sail from Derby at noon with feeling of vengefulness. The projections from my eyes show a thousand twisted fantasies of baking.

You have achieved mastery of grass wailing. It is a miracle that you even bother talking to me. Oh well, onwards to Kentucky and damnation.

All of the grottoes are chasing mottos to blottos. Can you not see the farm house that's ice-skating its way across the pennies which are stacked on top of the space station that's located underwater?

Of course I can. It is only too obvious.

Like Benny Hill wearing the Pope's mitre.

Sylkat

Dormice control the flames, don't you know? You are a vision of serenity at bathtime. Get ready for the end of mechanically recovered mentality!

And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself in another part of the world
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself
Well...How did I get here?

Letting the days go by
Let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by
Water flowing underground
Into the blue again
After the money's gone
Once in a lifetime
Water flowing underground

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