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GOD decided that 3=1! That made us all go insane and ironically recover our sanity.
As Frank Zappa said,"one must first lose oneself, to find oneself"!

Axl Rose shall enter the priesthood.


Sylkat

I was that person and yes my "3=1 was a reference to the trinity.

Ciliated epithelial cells, ringing with the sound of bells. Yes, the future is shiny. It's just a shame that my knees will be wooden spoons when it arrives.

Storks playing 'Led Zeppelin's 'Communication Breakdown' on their accordions and wearing kimonos.


Sylkat

Largely and
idiosyncratically, somber lipsticks anchored,
downright evilly,
lingering or severing
curtseys, obnoxious jeopardy over nearly exposed silence.

Bicycling syllables in a race with nouns
10k to the cure for curses
Great Wall of ostriches blocking the yellow brick road
They only know German and won't budge a slip, nor a Freudian squiggle!

Éclairs rose as sundry elbows
undid naughty astonishments.
Vultures, in exceeding jest, exclaimed countless indoctrination tenets, as
solely in noisy
neighborhoods are dairies inimical to approximately
quirky undergraduates. Exciting
clovers outsmarted many emeralds regardless,
so inextricable napkins overly
concern aspergian roots never ever
fastidiously rutting under trembling algae. So
daftly unto lizards can elegant sycophants
twist otherworldly rites, tender albedos sit
hearkening unto ebbing volitions over sums
painted around necks.
Yards
perhaps exist zonked.

Touted was the first
Horse to be so brisk
Exhaling in a burst

Ripe flames all about,
Eddies came of curd,
Drowned it inside out.

Dire was the view,
Engulfed what used to abound,
And nowhere did the few
Trembling ones around
Hold up past the dew.

Genghis Khan with a twitter account.

Attila The Hun with a gym membership.

He refuses to share the Sauna.

Typical cranky Hun.


Sylkat

Sylkat.

Odysseus and Penelope playing bridge with Homer and Marge.

Bart Simpson behaving himself.


Sylkat

My brother.