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28 May 2013, 4:11 am

Bjork slowly changes into a a banshee, climbs onto your roof, and starts screeching and howling.


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28 May 2013, 8:00 am

^That's not surreal, she does that all the time, anyway.

Supersonic eye drops smell like a tuba exploding.


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28 May 2013, 3:33 pm

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It's Deadmau5



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28 May 2013, 3:57 pm

I took my car in for repairs.
BAM!
The mechanic said,"looks like your problem was a car bomb."
I took the car home and
BAM!
I once again took my car in and the mechanic said,"yep, we've been getting a lot of this lately. Yep! Them car bombs keep coming back!"
Feeling that everything is futile, I once again took my car home. And,yep,you guessed it!
BAM!


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28 May 2013, 6:51 pm

You raise your hand to wipe your brow. Without realizing it, you destroy a tiny alien in his craft who thought your brow was the strange surface of an unexplored planet.


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28 May 2013, 6:55 pm

fMR1 wrote:
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:D I love it!

With all the grime and glory of a kerbstone you talked about the price of funk at the heavenly laundrette.


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28 May 2013, 7:32 pm

A giant chipmunk terrorizing the city of Los Angeles.


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28 May 2013, 7:40 pm

Now I wonder if there’s anywhere a place called Las Ardillas, and what effects a giant angel materializing there would have.


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28 May 2013, 8:00 pm

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28 May 2013, 8:32 pm

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02 Jun 2013, 7:27 pm

Polarized particles bathing in electric fields of oscillating beams of light radiate information in all directions.



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02 Jun 2013, 7:32 pm

ORZO!



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02 Jun 2013, 7:48 pm

A dolphin riding a stallion along the beach shore.


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03 Jun 2013, 4:18 am

If you're happy and you know it,
feed a clam.

If you're happy and you know it,
spank a ham.

If you're happy and you know it
then your squid will surely mow it
if you're appie up you snow it
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03 Jun 2013, 4:39 am

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Puffins eating muffins in coffins.


...for boffins alight over mocking's and clocking's.