If I were a god.......lemme see.........first off, I would use my all-powerfulness to make Warner Bros release a 13 episode DVD of Road Rovers. Then, I would start a church for HETEROsexual furries who are sick of being messed with by gay and anti-furries. Soon after, I would make the neurotypicals more open-minded about Asperger's Syndrome with my awesome power! With my magic, I would create an army of anthropomorphic wolf soldiers to protect me. And I will sit atop my throne, peering down my muzzle at the world, my tail swishing with satisfaction.
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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
- Hunter S. Thompson