What do you think is funny?

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At the beginning of "It's a mad mad mad mad world" when Jimmy Durante Kicks the bucket. I crack up every time

Dry humor movies like Dr. Strangelove. (a lot of Peter Sellers movies actually)

Buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin, The Marx Bros., Laurel and Hardy.

And stand up comedians like Mitch Hedberg, Bill Hicks, Doug Stanhope, Steven Wright.

Sarcasm and puns.

WARNING-BATHROOM HUMOR AHEAD- for immature audiences ONLY.
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"Someone Like Me" by Ylvis--lol!! !! !

curb your enthusiasm
big bang theory
beavis and butthead
robin williams
monty python
richard pryor

dark humor

I just read about a Polish paedo with a... hand fetish He asked girls for permission to cut their nails and paint them with a nail polish and then took the photos of the hands adorned in this way The police found the photos of kiddie hands with painted nails on his computer. Weird, I heard about a foot fetish but the hand one?

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Anything from JitteryDragon.

I just recalled how once I asked an American from the net what sort of device a road jack is. He didn't know and after coming up with possible answers for a long time, he asked finally where I took the road jack thing from, to which I replied: like in the song - "hit the road jack". It was one funny mistake.

Another funny thing I found such, recently, was the scene from this Austrian movie Michael from 2011; the main character who is a paedophile keeping a boy prisoner as his sex toy, watches a porn movie and at one point the man from this porn movie says to a woman: "this is my knife and this is my dick, which one do you want me to stick in you?". He giggles and repeats the whole scene with his young prisoner, to which the child answers: "the knife".

^^The first thing had me in tears of laughter, but the second....

Weird, random things can make me crack up. I saw a tow truck pulling a tow truck pulling a broken car and thought that was hilarious.

My guilty TV pleasure is AFV. One of the weirdest things I saw on that show was in a house that had a dining room table set up for a fancy occasion and a camera running, and you could see through this big arched doorway into another room in the background. All at once, an earthquake happened, and while the table was shaking and dishes and glasses were crashing everywhere, a naked, wet person darted through the background.

Just his rotten luck to have an earthquake strike while he was in the shower. At least he wasn't stumbling with his pants down and a roll of TP in his hand, like when the "dead" bird in my bathtub woke up and started flapping....

Something made me laugh a few days ago when I saw it on TV. If I remember what it was then I'll post it.

If that was for me, the movie luckily ends with the paedo dying in a car crash, when he's driving to a hospital in a hurry to get help after the boy throws boiling water from a keetle at his face. And the guy wasn't that bad for the kid - his relationship with the boy Wolfgang is a father-son - like one but for the fact you don't rather have sex with your son.

Here: http://www.nowvideo.ch/video/9ydaoydlt6t7o

Another funny (for me) moment from the movie: Michael gives his prisoner a Harry Potter novel as a Christmas gift and I thought after seeing what book it was: "good for the boy it wasn't Kamasutra".

I heard this joke on click and clack-

there was this big chess tournament in the big city, and all the grandmasters were ensconced at the local hotel- and after the big tournament they gathered in the lobby and drank and bragged and eventually became obnoxious, so the desk clerk was forced to throw them out. the next day, when the desk clerk went to work he was called into his bosses office where he was asked why he was so hard on the chess players, and he replied, "if there's one thing I can't stand, it's chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

I don't get this joke. Is it about some untranslatable pun?

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