Happy Anti-Valentines Day!

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I was reading how this year there are Anti-Valentines cards and other stuff for all the disgruntled singles out there (like me). I was laughing with some guys at work about it because one of them found some mean wordings in those bags of conversation hearts candies. Things like "Goodbye" and "No Way".

I discovered this site today and got quite a chuckle out of it. The Amazon UK site is having an Anti-Valentines day sale. I do question the whys of some of their selections like the Black and Decker Lopper, Electric Iron and the Nose Hair Trimmer.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/feature.htmlie=UTF8&docId=1000045113

Sorry for some reason the above link won't work. Maybe Amazon doesn't allow links. Just go to Amazon.co.uk and search for Love Kills or Anti-Valentines and you should come up with the selection or else google it.

Good idea.

Happy Anti-Valentine's Day.

I wish you the happiest of anti - valentine's days! Bite the heads off leftover Easter chocolate bunnies!

psot

I'd really like to have a anti-love candy hearts... but I can't find any.

Those are really good cards.

I'll try to check which brand candy my friend has. I just know it wasn't Brachs. He found a 3rd insult candy in the bag. I think it said "GO AWAY". I'll let you know the brand and maybe you can find a bag on sale tomorrow for 50 cents. Or else PM your addy and I'll snail mail you any extra insult candies we find. He's got like 5 bags on his desk and three aren't opened yet.

Nice cards. You should publish them. There's probably a lot of disgruntled ex's that would buy a syphilis card to send to their ex even if they don't have it.

i like the NO ONE LOVES YOU card the most. it's short and demeaning.

So do i.

Actually I found those on some website I ran across; not my originals, I'm afraid.

I know it's too late, but here's a little poem.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have chlamydia,
And so do you.

Isn't syphilis one word?

Obviously; I don't get how they could've made a blunder like that, unless they just ripped all of those off, and weren't really bright enough to come up with stuff like that on their own.

Still sounds funny, though (why I included it anyway).

I got some Reese's Peanut butter Cups for Anti-Valentines Day. I am not supposed to eat chocolate (meds), but I already ate them.