The Free Church of Orangey-Coloured Things

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Fires a myxomatosis bullet with unerring accuracy at the Trojan bunny, followed by a rocket launcher. (Sir Bedevere told me to use Myxomatosis, even though it's a wooden f***ing rabbit)

(I just realised the horrid double entendre I just said)

Can I join?

Did you steal my orange? XD

I shall wear the Orange Bracelet with pride. Can somebody find me an orange studded bracelet with a Union Flag?

oooh!

i love oranges!

and orangey-colored things!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/chun/115619351/

orange!

Yes, but I thought it was part of the official regalia.
I'll return it here... .
(Sorry, but I was a bit peckish)

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Can me and my kitty join?

I'm sure she can. Hail Orange!

Oh good! The founder is around. There's so many questions I need answered.
1) For a start, what are the proper term of address for addressing you? I'd suggest "Your orangeness", but that might just be for general church officials. "Your great, good, juiciness" has a ring to it?
2) I just found a dead spider. What are the proper obsequies for burying it?
3) What are the fees for this free church?
4) Can I change my mind later?
5) Do I have to cut off any extremities?
6) Where are the loos?
7) Is the bible ready yet?
Can I form schisms, (such as "The slightly to the pink side of orange, free church of orangey things") or do I have to ask first?
9) I really need to need where the loos are... can I use a bucket?
10) See question 4.

Maybe I should sort out an Orange Union Jack for myself. But that might be construed as support for a certain religious organisation who is also rather fond of Orange.

I think a suitably orange symbol will need to be devised as a banner. Or we could just pinch a picture of an orange from somewhere and put some text underneath. It's a slow process, after all.

Anyway, I shall endeavour to answer your questions as best I can:

1) Tequila, Leader of Orange might be my full title, but not one I intend to use all the time. I'm low-key, me. Tequila will do fine; "that fat Orangey bastard" will not.
2) Post it up here. Then you may dispose of it as you wish.
3) There are no fees. Of course, donations to keep its leader in orange juice are always gratefully accepted.
4) Of course. We're not a fire and brimstone church. But anyone who leaves should, ideally, make peace with Orange.
5) No, but if you're eligible and female a picture of yourself in a compromising position holding an orange would of course be appreciated.
6) Turn left, down that corridor there, go down the stairs, second right and it's just on the left there.
7) There isn't a Bible as such, just a general feeling of happiness and loyalty to Orange.
Does the Pope have the eyes of a killer?
9) You've been towd where they are!
10) No, not particularly.

I hope that fulfills the questions of one of our prospective members.

Tequila, Leader of Orage, grovel, grovel (is groveling OK? I like a bit of groveling,) could you please point me in the direction of where can find out how to upload an embedded image properly?

(My stupid provider has gone all silly, and won't let me upload to my webspace at the moment, plus, in any case, I don't seem to be able to get the BBCode "img" tags to work for me).

The above, and any other useful info on BBCode would be helpful.

Maybe the church could off special assistance (a Sunday School?) for the hard-of-BBCoding?

PS. is "obsequy" the only word that ends in "quy"? or indeed, has "quy" in it at all!

Go to ImageShack, upload your image, go to the bottom option. Paste that in, and put [ img ] / [ / img ] tags around it.

Anything to help an Orangeman.

RIP Spidey:

(maybe it's just as well I still can't get it to display properly... it's altogether too gruesome and might frighten the congregation.)

It should load fine, and I can see the image you mean. Do you want to try it on ImageShack as well?

an Orange Madge?

Are carrots okay to worship? :3