What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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i dreamt i was somehow back at work in an army hospital/medical facility. i don't know but i do suspect i was supposed to be active-duty and in uniform but i was in my civvies and i had jet black shiny hair down my back just like the celebrity Cher. i debated whether or not to get an US army haircut but decided against it, and to hell with the brassholes. i put on clothing i'd never wear in waking life, a jean suit- and went to the hospital, wandering the corridors and ended up in a lavatory where some 50-ish major in his dress blue uniform greeted me, to which i gave a perfunctory generic reply instead of the military one ("all the way, sir"). his curly silver hair was way longer than regulation for some reason. the bathroom seemed to expand into additional branches the longer i stood in there. i looked in the mirror at myself and noticed my clothing seemed to be getting ragged. then the place started filling up with GIs at break time. i exited the lavatory and found myself in the bleachers of the outdoor sports field, there was nobody on the field yet, at that time i was debating whether to go home [my civilian home] and wondering about traffic, then all of a sudden the celebrity Cher took a seat next to me, wearing a jean suit identical to mine but in far better condition, a tight charcoal scarf around her head clashing with her jet-black hair, and the blackest eyes i have ever seen, penetratingly black. she greeted me and made some pleasantries, then my foot started to itch and i looked down and my left shoe started to split at the heel, i took it off and it was full of creepy crawlie bugs, spiders and such, and i tried to shake them out but ended up splattering dirt all over Cher, who bore it gracefully but i could tell by her facial expression she wasn't happy about it. i swept my fingers through the gunk but it wouldn't budge. then i ended up in the barracks on my bunk, there was a room divider between me and the other bunk, i heard a voice talking about me in the third person, i slid a little window open on the divider and looked through the passage and saw some other GI wearing an identical jean suit, his hair was silver and long/curly, way longer than army regulation, down his shoulders. i told him, "you don't look like you're active duty" to which he replied, "it doesn't matter, does it?" then i awoke.

^^^ AuntBlabby
I wondered about Cher, found this

I Don't Have to Sleep to Dream
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/cher/id ... dream.html

Relevant?

^^^ How about 'letting your hair down' in a very non-regulation way?

i dreamt i was in the basement of my late folks' house, and there was a very nice and nice-looking MILF wearing 70s-style clothing- mocassins, hip-hugger pants and a tie-died t-shirt, a brunette. she was very smitten with me, and we sat on the couch together, she was lying back on me between my legs with her head resting against my chin and neck.

Thankfully, this one had no violence in it at all, but in this dream I was dreaming I was at a parade with my father (once again appearing as an airplane pilot in B&W) and we were just having fun together.

He then said to me, "I know what you could end up doing if your mother finds out about your girl. Other than the fact that you need to improve your skills in standing up for yourself, your mother needs to understand that at some point, you could do something drastic to her."

I said back, "Dad, how does what you just said have anything to do with my relationship?"

He then snapped his fingers and attractive women dressed in costumes from different time periods appeared along the street where the parade was being held. All of the women were riding horses with some posing for pictures.

My father then showed me pics of my girlfriend. Some of the pics showed her alone and some showed her with her own family.

I asked him, "What are you trying to tell me?"

Before I woke up, my father said to me, "Son, always remember that beauty is in the eye of a beholder and just because your girl is a blonde does not mean your mom is prejudiced. On the other hand, your mother could just be in denial over the fact that you are keeping things to yourself such as your relationship."

Then I woke up.

i dreamt i was in a large locker room in a toilet stall doing my business, when all of a sudden the stall disappeared and a big sliding glass door materialized in the far wall, and people kept sliding the door open and people came in to the lavatory from out in the hallway, and i kept shouting for the mushheads to close that GD door now! but nobody listened to me, so finally, to finish my "paperwork" in some place more private, i got up and pulled up my trousers and was walking away from there but found no place to walk to, then i awoke.

I woke up this morning from a dream in which I was watching someone's chauffeur try to park his Mercedes Maybach Pullman (something like a million dollar car and considerably longer than a normal car) in a college parking structure in such a way that drunk college kids wouldn't run into it. He kept moving it around and trying different parking spaces, but no matter what he did, he wasn't at all happy with the prospect of it not getting hit.

Just has this a bit weird but it was also a fun dream.
First I could recall was my former boss, her former employees and I were at this underground parking lot. Took this elevator and some sort of stairs, and proceeds to tell everyone to hijack some high tech vehicles.
At some point, I've been at some underground layer and various offices. Didn't even sneaked around, more like I just walked past through various office people saying I got permissions or something.
The last point was for some reason, I was with my mom stealing some documents ad weapons, hijacking some car that could fly.

And woke up with my usual morning headaches. Of course.

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I had a dream where I was sitting in the old farmhouse where I grew up and my younger brother came in wanting to look in the attic for something belonging to my oldest brother who hasn't lived in the house since about 1960. In particular, he wanted to look in the attic for my oldest brother's firearms.

There are two attics -- one on either end of the house. Neither are very big. They are so short that I doubt that I could even crawl into them. We hardly ever stored anything in there, but he wanted to look. We didn't find anything, but then he started to find attics where there aren't any attics (or even any house beneath them). One attic was very clean and brightly lit and full of birds, but no bird crap. Another attic was full of folded bedsheets.

i dreamt it was late one night in the kitchen of my tin can, i got up to close the drapes but suddenly i noticed a whining noise, then a loud sawing noise from a power tool, then the whole wall had big fenestrations in it, i could see through them another duplicate but inverted kitchen in the outer darkness, illuminated from the light in my kitchen. i peered out and saw 2 sneering men sawing boards and glaring back at me.

I dreamed this morning that I had to give a lecture on mathematics to the general public. The topic was along the lines of how mathematics helps us see the world. About 25 people were in the room for the speech.

In the dream, I had no preparation whatsoever about what to speak about and was winging the entire speech. After about 10 minutes of my speech, the last of the audience left.