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bigbossman9
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03 Mar 2015, 4:11 pm

I'll start it off:

Sal shaved seven shy sheep.



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03 Mar 2015, 4:12 pm

The shoe shops shut soon.



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05 Mar 2015, 1:33 pm


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05 Mar 2015, 1:34 pm

riba ribi grize rep :P



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06 Mar 2015, 1:08 am

the sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.



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06 Mar 2015, 1:24 am

can't go wrong with this rendition of a classic :D

四是四,十是十,十四是十四,四十是四十,四十四隻不識字之石獅子是死的

sì shí sì, shí shì shí, shísì shí shísì, sìshí shí sìshí, sìshísì zhi bùshízǐ zhi shíshīzǐ shì sǐ de.

4 is 4, 10 is 10, 14 is 14, 40 is 40, 44 illiterate stone lions are dead.

tonal differences account for the changes in meaning. wonder who here on WP can say this.

and one in hebrew, i can prolly do this one!

נָחָשׁ נָשַׁךְ נָחָשׁ

nachash nashach nachash - (a) snake bit (a) snake (hebrew doesn't have our indefinite articles)


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06 Mar 2015, 1:37 am

very slowly :oops:
I'm not a chicken plucker, I'm a chicken plucker's son, and i'll be plucking chickens 'til the chicken plucking's done.



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06 Mar 2015, 1:39 am

my mom just looooves this one: Tres tristes tigres tragaban trigo en un trigal en tres tristes trastos. En tres tristes trastos, tragaban trigo en un trigal, tres tristes tigres.


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06 Mar 2015, 1:44 am

^^^
all those sad tigers having to roll all those Rs. :|



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06 Mar 2015, 1:45 am

Here's a classic one:
Say "toy boat" 3 times really fast.

I've personally tried this one many times, and have failed just about every single time. :P


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06 Mar 2015, 1:47 am

"say 'rigor blueprint' 3 times fast" - jr high yearbook.

@auntblabby - actually there aren't any rolled r's in that sentence, not in our dialect of mexican spanish anyway. just "flapped" r's, i guess it's like a single 'rep' of a rolled r. :)


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06 Mar 2015, 1:54 am

Kiprobalhato wrote:
"say 'rigor blueprint' 3 times fast" - jr high yearbook.

@auntblabby - actually there aren't any rolled r's in that sentence, not in our dialect of mexican spanish anyway. just "flapped" r's, i guess it's like a single 'rep' of a rolled r. :)

how well would an inebriated person pronounce all those words with all those Rs in them?



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06 Mar 2015, 10:16 am

If I could have fought those forts I thought a float
I couldn't have thought those forts I thought a float for naught


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06 Mar 2015, 2:21 pm

rubber baby buggy bumpers
The seething sea ceased to see, then thus sufficeth thus.



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06 Mar 2015, 7:14 pm

Betty Botter bought a bit of butter.
The butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter
And made her butter'd batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter makes better butter'd batter.
So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter
Making Betty Botter's bitter butter'd batter better



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06 Mar 2015, 8:35 pm

2 i made up:

she stopped stocking shopping in her shocking spotty stocking.

cheque cashers catch cat catchers cashing cheques.