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auntblabby
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06 Mar 2015, 8:40 pm

^^^
maybe they should be included in a book of tongue twisters :)

Shep Schwab shopped at Scott's Schnapps shop;
One shot of Scott's Schnapps stopped Schwab's watch.



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06 Mar 2015, 8:49 pm

auntblabby wrote:
^^^
maybe they should be included in a book of tongue twisters :)

but they are easier to read than say.

auntblabby wrote:
Shep Schwab shopped at Scott's Schnapps shop;
One shot of Scott's Schnapps stopped Schwab's watch.


i have never heard of that one.

i just made up another one.

sheila's seal sealer's shields

("sheila" is an australian colloquialism for"woman" (which i never use (except in the formulation of tongue twisters)))



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06 Mar 2015, 8:50 pm

part of "the announcer's test" -

Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth
Ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep who haul quay around the quo at the quarry of the quivery, all at the same time.
Eleven neutramatic synthesizing systems owned by the seriously cybernetic marketing department, shipped via relativistic space flight through the draconian sector seven.



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06 Mar 2015, 9:11 pm

auntblabby wrote:
part of "the announcer's test" -

Nine apathetic, sympathetic, diabetic old men on roller skates with a marked propensity towards procrastination and sloth
Ten lyrical, spherical, diabolical denizens of the deep who haul quay around the quo at the quarry of the quivery, all at the same time.
Eleven neutramatic synthesizing systems owned by the seriously cybernetic marketing department, shipped via relativistic space flight through the draconian sector seven.


http://www.soundclick.com/player/single ... 68720&q=hi



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06 Mar 2015, 9:16 pm

^^^
were you ever a broadcast announcer?



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07 Mar 2015, 12:29 am

A Proper Copper Coffee Pot. [repeat as needed until the tongue trips over itself]



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07 Mar 2015, 5:27 am

auntblabby wrote:
^^^
were you ever a broadcast announcer?

no



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07 Mar 2015, 8:05 am

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my mom just looooves this one: Tres tristes tigres tragaban trigo en un trigal en tres tristes trastos. En tres tristes trastos, tragaban trigo en un trigal, tres tristes tigres.


It's very similar in spain
"Tres tristes tigres triscaban trigo en un trigal. Un tigre, dos tigres, tres tigres trigaban en un trigal. ¿Qué tigre trigaba más? Todos trigaban igual."

This is very known too in Spain.

"El perro de San Roque no tiene rabo porque Ramón Ramírez se lo ha cortado."
:D :D



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07 Mar 2015, 3:47 pm

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?



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07 Mar 2015, 11:35 pm

Penelope Cholmondely raised her azure eyes from the crabbed scenario. She meandered among the congeries of her memoirs. There was the Kinetic Algernon, a choleric artificer of icons and triptychs, who wanted to write a trilogy. For years she had stifled her risibilities with dour moods. His asthma caused him to sough like the zephyrs among the tamarack.



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08 Mar 2015, 3:29 am

Taylor1002 wrote:
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?


:D :D :D Great, I like this one



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08 Mar 2015, 3:41 am

Pad kid poured curd pulled cold.



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08 Mar 2015, 7:34 am

auntblabby wrote:
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I'm not a chicken plucker, I'm a chicken plucker's son, and i'll be plucking chickens 'til the chicken plucking's done.


I heard it as "I'm not the fig plucker, I'm the fig plucker's son: I'll pluck the figs 'till the fig plucker comes."



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08 Mar 2015, 11:33 am

The sheik's sick, the sheep's sick, the sheik's sheep's sick and the sheep's sheik's sick.



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08 Mar 2015, 3:18 pm

wbport wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
very slowly :oops:
I'm not a chicken plucker, I'm a chicken plucker's son, and i'll be plucking chickens 'til the chicken plucking's done.


I heard it as "I'm not the fig plucker, I'm the fig plucker's son: I'll pluck the figs 'till the fig plucker comes."

it was a song I heard on the dr. demento show. :lol:



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08 Mar 2015, 3:32 pm

Say this ten times fast! Fred Durst shreds worst.


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