Stupid Things You Do

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Taking off a hoodie while walking quickly down the stairs. It went about as well as would be expected.

being alarmed/distracted by a spider crawling down to my face while in rush-hour traffic and almost causing an accident.

I made coconut cookies for breakfast today and touched the hot pan with my bare fingers immediately after taking it out of the oven.

I can't think of anything funny that I did right now.

My sister's funny stupid story that I mentioned here before: When she got on an elevator, she kept pressing the button for the floor she was on instead of the destination floor. Of course it didn't work. She didn't realise that and said loudly "OMG, this elevator is not working!" to other people that happened to be there. Then someone pointed out that she was pressing the wrong button. It was embarrassing.

that happened to me also.

A few years ago i was trying to move a large bookshelf and all of a sudden the top shelf came crashing down and started a chain reaction taking down all shelf's under it.. I had a good 4 or 5 seconds to move out of the way but chose not to for whatever reason, all of those shelf's landed on my foot.. lost a toenail from that a week or so later.

A few weeks after my foot was healed i was carrying something backward down some stairs tripped and fell down like 7 steps and landed on the corner of a table, I had a massive bruise across half my arm and most of my back from that for a couple weeks. That was not a very good year for me... lol.

eventually piss people off at me no matter what I do.

Another one from my sister that I posted here before.

When she went to the checkout at a supermarket (or some sort of shop) with the shopping basket full, she couldn't find her wallet. She left the basket at the checkout and ran home to get the wallet but couldn't find it there. When she returned to the supermarket, it turned out that her wallet was buried at the bottom of the shopping basket under all the things she was buying.

Not long ago the Animal Crossing New Leaf game I have for my 3DS ended up in the small garbage can near my couch and I was looking everywhere and was really worried when I couldn't find it. It wasn't until I emptied the small can into the big garbage can in the kitchen that I found the game, hidden at the bottom under all the junk that was in it. It was fine. I don't usually throw in things like food scraps or liquidy substances into my small can.
Those cartridges are so small and I'm too lazy to put them back in their cases every time I stop playing, I really need to be more careful!

Possibly destroyed my marriage with words I should have never said, and now there is nothing I myself can do other than hope and not give up. Is this more futile than fighting the Borg though? Should I just give up? I need to find someone to take care of my birds.

Telling myself the lights are off in a room where minutes before I turned them off

Happens nearly every day