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13 Dec 2019, 5:44 am

There's a helicopter circling overhead again, at 5:30 a.m.

I suspect I have been located.


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13 Dec 2019, 6:02 am

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There's a helicopter circling overhead again, at 5:30 a.m.

I suspect I have been located.

Yikes, there really is some kind of police raid happening about a block away. 8O


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13 Dec 2019, 6:29 am

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Is that Greta's baby picture?


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13 Dec 2019, 6:54 am

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Darmok, how did your meeting with Satan go?

What a disappointment! The line was so long I didn't even get a chance to have my picture taken with Him before He had to fly off to his next appointment. (Thought I heard something about "Labour Party board meeting" but couldn't be sure.) :twisted:

You're understandably confused by all the red. No, Satan votes Conservative.

Understanding foreign politics is so difficult! To-may-to, to-mah-to — who can keep track?

You're just jealous of how easily we get rid of our leaders.

I thought your leader had been in her seat for something like 60 years. Am I misinformed yet again?

Yes, and if you don't stop representing us as some sort of monarchistic dictatorship I will inform the Corgis and they will send the helicopter kill squad.



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13 Dec 2019, 7:00 am

Darmok wrote:
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There's a helicopter circling overhead again, at 5:30 a.m.

I suspect I have been located.

Yikes, there really is some kind of police raid happening about a block away. 8O


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Oh dear :( I couldn't help it, they forced me to name you, Darmok :( they had Custard Creams.



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13 Dec 2019, 2:32 pm

fluffysaurus wrote:
Darmok wrote:
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There's a helicopter circling overhead again, at 5:30 a.m.

I suspect I have been located.

Yikes, there really is some kind of police raid happening about a block away. 8O


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Oh dear :( I couldn't help it, they forced me to name you, Darmok :( they had Custard Creams.

I know your kind, Fluffy Iscariot.


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14 Dec 2019, 6:40 am

Darmok wrote:
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There's a helicopter circling overhead again, at 5:30 a.m.

I suspect I have been located.

Yikes, there really is some kind of police raid happening about a block away. 8O


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Oh dear :( I couldn't help it, they forced me to name you, Darmok :( they had Custard Creams.

I know your kind, Fluffy Iscariot.

8O You escaped!

Am I going to have to give back the Custard Creams :(



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14 Dec 2019, 10:19 am

Merely conducting scans to determine if there is anyone around


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14 Dec 2019, 10:59 am

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Merely conducting scans to determine if there is anyone around



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14 Dec 2019, 12:35 pm

I want to make it clear that I was not involved in this incident in any way.

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14 Dec 2019, 2:25 pm

^Liar.



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14 Dec 2019, 3:05 pm

^ Look, I've already explained, I haven't spoken to that raccoon in years, I've never been to Germany, and just because my phone number turned up the raccoon's wallet that doesn't mean anything.


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14 Dec 2019, 3:48 pm

It's no good, Darmok, the raccoon's told them everything, you're officially barred from eating franzbrötchen .



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14 Dec 2019, 5:27 pm

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It's no good, Darmok, the raccoon's told them everything, you're officially barred from eating franzbrötchen.

This is plainly another setup by the Russians and the CIA, as everyone not brainwashed by the Fake News Media can see. I'll just have to refer you to my attorney for any further questions.


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14 Dec 2019, 9:48 pm

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