Oxymoron phrases you've seen or came up with

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more than perfect

Feral pet

evaporated milk

Cuddly hedgehog

A Porcupine Named Fluffy(a book).
A rhinocerous called Hippo(character in the book mentioned above).
A Giraffe Called Shorty(another book)

Technically, thats not true

I'm enjoying this thread (how sad!) - I really have found a home from home in this site;

another definition -

oxymoron = figure of speech that combines two apparently contradictory ideas



to be cruel to be kind

Figures of speech generally play havoc with my sense of logic and I often misunderstand them - but at least the oxymorons are fun.


Michaelmas

PS I hope I'm still in the random forum - this is my 16th post - 16 is my favourite number so I shall have a glass (or two) of wine to celebrate

One bright day in the middle of the night
two dead brothers got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
pulled out their knives and shot each other
a deaf policeman heard the noise
and came and killed those two dead boys.

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DearAspergianMutant,
That is brilliant!

Sylkat

CockneyRebel in the Army.

Courage, The Cowardly dog

One of the only....

Not sure if it quite fits the definition, but I've seen it even in the New York Times.

This is a fun thread if people would read back into it, I just resurrected it from the last posting in ": Sat May 05, 2007 11:43 pm", and I may bring back a few others people may find fun.

Please do.....

Sylkat

Cold as hell.

Technically, an aspie social group would consist of only one member.