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02 Oct 2017, 4:45 pm

NewTime wrote:
Surely computers were around in Biblical times. Didn't Adam have an apple?


And the Lord provided the RAM!



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02 Oct 2017, 6:18 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
NewTime wrote:
Surely computers were around in Biblical times. Didn't Adam have an apple?


And the Lord provided the RAM!


And Eve gave Cain and Abel a mouse


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02 Oct 2017, 9:02 pm

Bugs Bunny saying "what's up, doc?" isn't dumb. Unless you travel for miles through a hot, steamy jungle in search of Dr. Livingston, and then when you finally do find him, you ask "What's up, doc?", and then laugh hysterically like Bert and Ernie did. :lol:



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03 Oct 2017, 9:15 am

My favorite Bugs Bunny quote is, "Anyone For Tennis?" I used that as a speech title to describe my first day of tennis lessons. I picked up a tennis racquet for the first time at age 50, a late age to begin lessons, but my instructor has taught people even older, who are now participating in senior tournaments.



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03 Oct 2017, 8:56 pm

PBL187 wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
NewTime wrote:
Surely computers were around in Biblical times. Didn't Adam have an apple?


And the Lord provided the RAM!


And Eve gave Cain and Abel a mouse


That doesn't work because AFAIK that didn't happen in the Bible.

But in Genesis the Lord actually does provide Abraham with a "ram" (the animal) to sacrifice on an alter (like Adam and Eve had an apple/Apple).



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03 Oct 2017, 9:54 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
PBL187 wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
NewTime wrote:
Surely computers were around in Biblical times. Didn't Adam have an apple?


And the Lord provided the RAM!


And Eve gave Cain and Abel a mouse


That doesn't work because AFAIK that didn't happen in the Bible.

But in Genesis the Lord actually does provide Abraham with a "ram" (the animal) to sacrifice on an alter (like Adam and Eve had an apple/Apple).


Hence the dumbness of the quote :wink:


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03 Oct 2017, 10:00 pm

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14 Oct 2017, 8:58 am

Romeo and Juliet is such a dumb play. I mean, the idea of "true, eternal love" was totally copied from Twilight!



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14 Oct 2017, 9:58 am

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