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29 May 2018, 10:02 am

Yep.

1. We're supposed to have thunderstorms today.

2. It's supposed to go up to 85 degrees(29 Celsius) today.

3. Things are blooming approximately 1-2 weeks late this year.



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29 May 2018, 10:02 am

drlaugh wrote:
I’ve worked in a

Prison
Meat truck
McDonald’s


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29 May 2018, 10:04 am

I believe Dr. Laugh's lie is "McDonald's."



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29 May 2018, 10:05 am

One of my first jobs I power hosed their inside.
Paid good, I hated it.

McDonalds is the lie.


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29 May 2018, 10:13 am

The inside of the prison?



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29 May 2018, 10:18 am

Yes Maximum Security.

One inmate told me
Of all the counselors I have had
Your the weirdest.


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29 May 2018, 10:26 am

You were a counselor? I bet you had a low recidivism rate.

1. The grandson of a an ex-girlfriend is in jail for murder.

2. A granddaughter had sex with a much older boy when she was 11.

3. There was marijuana in the house while I saw this girlfriend.



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29 May 2018, 10:28 am

She, herself, was a nice lady, though.

She only had a 5th grade education in Trinidad. But she was smart as a whip!



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29 May 2018, 11:15 am

1. I have twice become attached to someone I only knew online.
2. I have never had a girlfriend.
3. I have never been on a date.


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29 May 2018, 11:38 am

SentientPotato wrote:
1. I have twice become attached to someone I only knew online.
2. I have never had a girlfriend.
3. I have never been on a date.


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29 May 2018, 11:42 am

SentientPotato wrote:
1. I have twice become attached to someone I only knew online.
2. I have never had a girlfriend.
3. I have never been on a date.



1? :(


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29 May 2018, 11:43 am

Perhaps you've been attached more than twice? That sort of thing has happened to me.



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29 May 2018, 11:48 am

1. It was suspected that I robbed a store when I was 16.

2. I was almost falsely arrested for being NEAR a drug house while I was training for a marathon.

3. I have a misdemeanor record.



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29 May 2018, 12:03 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:
1. It was suspected that I robbed a store when I was 16.

2. I was almost falsely arrested for being NEAR a drug house while I was training for a marathon.

3. I have a misdemeanor record.


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29 May 2018, 12:36 pm

You’re pretty swift, Arganger—correct!



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29 May 2018, 2:36 pm

Arganger wrote:
SentientPotato wrote:
1. I have twice become attached to someone I only knew online.
2. I have never had a girlfriend.
3. I have never been on a date.


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What's your lie, Potato?


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