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IsabellaLinton
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09 Jul 2019, 1:47 pm

No, 2 is my lie. He only speaks Spanish and English.



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09 Jul 2019, 1:53 pm

1) Once a lightning bolt hit a metre away from me.

2) Once I slept through a 4.4 earthquake.

3) Once I met Frank Bruno.



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09 Jul 2019, 2:02 pm

Number 3 for smudge, though I don't know who Frank Bruno is...



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09 Jul 2019, 5:22 pm

Frank Bruno is a British boxer of the 1980s and 1990s. He was the British champion. He lost to Mike Tyson at least once.

The lie is #2 for Smudge, I believe.



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10 Jul 2019, 9:36 am

1) My father once tied me to a tree for four hours.

2) I crashed my father's car into a tree when I was four.

3) My father made me split four trees into firewood.



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10 Jul 2019, 9:37 am

2

We'll call you Lumberjack Red now.



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10 Jul 2019, 9:40 am

#1 for Red.



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10 Jul 2019, 9:43 am

My father tied ME to a tree during a storm, but I've told that story too many times.

1. I miss my dog (temporarily)

2. I miss my best friend

3. I miss Disney Land



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10 Jul 2019, 9:49 am

#2 for Sweet Isabella



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10 Jul 2019, 9:54 am

You're right. My dog is at the groomer and I'd normally stay with him, but I had to come home. 8O



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10 Jul 2019, 10:19 am

Both wrong! My lie was #3. Splitting firewood was a favorite chore (stress relief), and I never split that much wood.

I begged to be tied to the tree so that I could escape like Harry Houdini. It took me four hours.

I did crash the car while playing in it. I managed to get it into neutral and it rolled down the driveway into the tree.



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10 Jul 2019, 10:24 am

I wondered! That did seem like a lot of wood, but you didn't say you did them all at once (not even in the same year).

1. I have a large amount of laundry to wash. 8O

2. I have to go get my doggy now.

3. I am a terrible nursemaid when people are ill.



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10 Jul 2019, 10:25 am

Certainly #3 for Nurturing Isabella....



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10 Jul 2019, 12:00 pm

You're right, I'm a good nurse :) My lie was 3.



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10 Jul 2019, 4:00 pm

1) My son has a long-haired dog.

2) I am allergic to my son's dog.

3) My son's dog sleeps with me.