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KBABZ
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22 Apr 2007, 4:35 am

I love these sort of things! My sis (PhoenixTears) came up with this one:

"Please no crying, it distracts the mourners"


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22 Apr 2007, 5:14 am

punk rock princess :lol:
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22 Apr 2007, 5:16 am

Cheerlessleader wrote:
microsoft works

XD!! That's great!!


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22 Apr 2007, 5:25 am

Its not an oxymoron but i always laugh when people say LPG gas as in liquid petroleum gas gas.



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22 Apr 2007, 5:25 am

Military intelligence.

Criminal mastermind (in most cases).

Shakespearean comedy.


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22 Apr 2007, 5:42 am

Quatermass wrote:
Military intelligence.


That's not an oxymoron!! !! *draws stabbing knife*
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I don't have any oxymorons, I was just intruding to stand up for military forces everywhere. *leaves*


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22 Apr 2007, 6:03 am

Holy war



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22 Apr 2007, 7:09 am

Idiot savant.

If they're really clever, why are they idiots?


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22 Apr 2007, 7:37 am

Quatermass wrote:
Criminal mastermind (in most cases).

:lol: good one


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22 Apr 2007, 7:59 am

jumbo shrimp



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22 Apr 2007, 8:23 am

Asperger social group


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22 Apr 2007, 8:27 am

Business ethics


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22 Apr 2007, 8:44 am

MrSinister wrote:
Idiot savant.

If they're really clever, why are they idiots?


:lol: Good one. :)



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22 Apr 2007, 8:46 am

Copious free time



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22 Apr 2007, 9:03 am

Military Genius
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22 Apr 2007, 9:30 am

I'm over the demise of the Routemaster. :lol: