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SaveFerris
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12 Mar 2019, 3:12 pm

No idea what this means , glue sniffing ? - 'attack of the vapours'


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12 Mar 2019, 3:25 pm

It will all come out in the wash



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12 Mar 2019, 3:34 pm

Chuffed to buggery.



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12 Mar 2019, 3:45 pm

Rome wasn't built in a day



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12 Mar 2019, 6:47 pm

A liar should have a good memory.


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12 Mar 2019, 8:28 pm

Enough to make a cat laugh



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12 Mar 2019, 8:56 pm

all's well that ends well



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13 Mar 2019, 8:54 am

There's plenty of fish in the sea


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13 Mar 2019, 8:56 am

a ring never blocked no hole.



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13 Mar 2019, 9:15 am

A woman who laughs with you has one foot in your bed.



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13 Mar 2019, 4:39 pm

Better to be alone than in bad company.


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14 Mar 2019, 2:21 pm

One foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel.



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14 Mar 2019, 2:23 pm

Marry for money & you’ll earn every penny.



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14 Mar 2019, 5:02 pm

You don’t know s**t from apple butter.



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14 Mar 2019, 5:49 pm

don't know one's @$$ from a hole in the ground.



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14 Mar 2019, 5:56 pm

You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel.

You couldn't catch a cold!

You couldn't find your way out of a paper bag with a hole cut in the bottom.