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14 Mar 2019, 5:56 pm

You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel.

You couldn't catch a cold!

You couldn't find your way out of a paper bag with a hole cut in the bottom.



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15 Mar 2019, 11:18 am

You couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn if you were locked in.



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16 Mar 2019, 12:37 am

be careful what you wish for.



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16 Mar 2019, 10:14 am

A fool’s errand.



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16 Mar 2019, 10:36 am

Who smelt it dealt it.
Who denied it supplied it.


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16 Mar 2019, 7:53 pm

who leaked it reeked it



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16 Mar 2019, 9:13 pm

The face that launched a thousand ships.



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16 Mar 2019, 9:45 pm

all that glitters is not gold.



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16 Mar 2019, 9:53 pm

Name is mud.



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16 Mar 2019, 9:55 pm

no strings attached



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16 Mar 2019, 10:11 pm

Rhyme nor reason.



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16 Mar 2019, 10:46 pm

poetry on a plate



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17 Mar 2019, 10:00 pm

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.


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17 Mar 2019, 10:10 pm

honor thy father [and thy mother, too!]



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17 Mar 2019, 10:13 pm

I am not my brother's [sister's/brothers'/sisters'] keeper!


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17 Mar 2019, 10:28 pm

i didn't start the fire.