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auntblabby
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16 Nov 2018, 10:15 pm

kewl! 8)



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19 Nov 2018, 10:12 am

dumb as a doornail



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19 Nov 2018, 12:41 pm

Don't poke the bear


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How do you know I'm mad? said Alice.
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19 Nov 2018, 3:36 pm

If a frog had wings, it wouldn’t bump its ass a-hoppin’.



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19 Nov 2018, 9:58 pm

ever take a dump in one hand, wish in the other, and see which one happened first?



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20 Nov 2018, 1:51 pm

Damned if you do and damned if you don’t.



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21 Nov 2018, 1:53 am

6 or one-half dozen of the other



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21 Nov 2018, 12:48 pm

Mind your own beeswax.



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22 Nov 2018, 7:55 am

work smart, not hard.



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22 Nov 2018, 8:35 am

My mother couldn't swear...

"For crushed fruit sakes!"



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22 Nov 2018, 8:37 am

A friend's mother when we didn't feel like doing anything...

"You are like a dying duck in a thunderstorm!"



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22 Nov 2018, 8:53 am

"a rolling stone gathers no moss."



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02 Mar 2019, 10:32 pm

A bunch of fives.



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02 Mar 2019, 10:36 pm

better than a dry, hacking cough.



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02 Mar 2019, 10:38 pm

A dark horse.