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lostonearth35
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11 Mar 2019, 6:19 pm

As plain as the nose on your face.



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11 Mar 2019, 6:24 pm

Clear as mud



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11 Mar 2019, 8:11 pm

...on a wild goose chase.


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11 Mar 2019, 8:42 pm

She'll be right



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12 Mar 2019, 3:57 am

as funny as a flood in an alka-seltzer factory



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12 Mar 2019, 11:29 am

You think you’re hot s**t on a silver platter, but really you’re just a cold turd on a paper plate.



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12 Mar 2019, 12:40 pm

Put that in your back pocket.



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12 Mar 2019, 12:42 pm

Fill your eyes, then fill your pockets.



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12 Mar 2019, 12:57 pm

Save it for a rainy day.



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12 Mar 2019, 1:05 pm

Keep your shirt on.



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12 Mar 2019, 1:06 pm

Cowabunga.



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12 Mar 2019, 1:08 pm

Don’t get your panties in a knot.
Don’t get your knickers in a twist.



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12 Mar 2019, 1:08 pm

It’ll put hair on your chest.



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12 Mar 2019, 2:35 pm

You'd make a better door than a window. (I can't see what I want because you're in the way.)


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12 Mar 2019, 3:07 pm

All fur coat and no k*ickers.


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